Note / Disclaimer: This is one of those stories that I author with some trepidation. I found several articles from reasonably reputable sources but none of them contained a name, a police report, a link to either a 911 call or to a local news broadcast or any actual “crime scene” photos. Still, if nothing else it remains entertaining so here goes… On Friday, October 2nd, 2015 a 22 y/o Autintown, Ohio man reportedly dialed 911 to inform emergency services that he had smoked too much marijuana while sitting in his car and that he needed help.
Police reportedly responded at around 5:22 pm to the address, which turned out to be the man’s grandfather’s house, where he resides, and located him upstairs, in his bedroom, moaning and curled up in the fetal position on the floor “surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies” and complaining that he couldn’t feel his hands… Lions, tigers and bears (er, Doritos, Goldfish and Chips Ahoy) OH MY!
The man reportedly directed cops to his car, inside of which they allegedly recovered a glass jar of marijuana, two partially smoked joints, a blue glass pipe with marijuana residue on it and two packs of rolling papers. Cops said that they offered medical assistance to the man , which he turned down, before taking him to the police station where he was charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
Memo to the Folks:
Established in 1991, Michael A. Haber, P.A. has an unblemished record of providing creative, effective and zealous representation to clients, primarily in South Florida, on a wide variety of criminal matters ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder.
At Michael A. Haber, P.A. “Its all about reasonable doubt”!
Michael A. Haber, Esq. is prepared to speak with you about your case!
Cell: 305-798-2220; Office: 305-381-8686; Toll Free: 1-888-SHARK-8-1
@Sharky910 / www.criminallaw.miami / www.haberpa.com / www.facebook.com/haberpa /
https://www.youtube.com/c/michaelhaberlaw / http://habercriminallaw.blogspot.com
https://www.youtube.com/c/michaelhaberlaw / http://habercriminallaw.blogspot.com
LIKE www.facebook.com/haberpa ~ FOLLOW http://habercriminallaw.blogspot.com ~ SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/c/michaelhaberlaw ~ SEE www.criminallaw.miami ~ CALL 1-888-SHARK-8-1
THIS BLOG POST (AS ARE ALL OF HABERPA BLOG POSTS) IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH IS PRIMARILY DESIGNED, BY WAY OF REAL WORLD EXAMPLE, TO ASSIST THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN AVOIDING CONDUCT WHICH COULD FORESEEABLY RESULT IN ARREST AND PROSECUTION!
#Webisode #YouTube #VideoFAQ #AVVO #HaberPA #Arrest #Arrested #CriminalLawyer #CriminalLaw #CriminalDefense #CriminalDefenseLawyer #MiamiCriminalDefenseLawyer #CriminalDefenseAttorney #MiamiCriminalDefenseAttorney #CriminalAttorney #DUI #DWI #DrivingUnderTheInfluence #BUI #BoatingUnderTheInfluence #DomesticViolence #DV #DVRO #DomesticViolenceRestrainingOrder #Seal #Expunge #Sealing #Expungement #CriminalRecord #CriminalHistory #PSA #PublicServiceAnnouncement #Pot #Weed #Buds #Refer #Kind #Smoke #Marijuana #Munchies #Doritos #Cheetos #Fritos #Chips #ChipsAhoy #Goldfish #PepperidgeFarm #FetalPosition #911 #Cops #Police #EmergencyServices #Possession #Paraphernalia
Posted in Uncategorized