Another former porn star, Asia Carrera, blows “it”, Bigtime (BAC of .254 at her kid’s school) Meet 41 y/o Jessica ‘Asia’ Steinhauser, a/k/a Asia Carrera or Asia Lemmon, retired porn actress who starred in some 425… Scroll down to read more!

Meet 41 y/o Jessica ‘Asia’ Steinhauser, a/k/a Asia Carrera or Asia Lemmon, retired porn actress who starred in some 425 adult films.   That’s her below…


And this is her March 5th, 2015 St. George, Utah Police Department booking photo below…  (yes, in the booking photo she’s in “Purgatory”, literally)




Jessica / Asia. who bizarrely wore (and more bizarrely was permitted to wear) a colander on her head for her driver’s license photo, was arrested in after police say that she drove her ten (10) year old daughter to school while drunk.  




Per her police report Jessica / Asia was found asleep on a couch in the Washington County School District office after driving there with her daughter.  Concerned school employees contacted the cops at about 2:00 pm and after St. George police officers arrived they quickly detected the odor of alcohol on her breath.  When she tried to leave the scene officers conducted field sobriety tests and the infamous mother of two (2) failed the tests, so police administered a breathalyzer, which registered her BAC at a whomping .254 per cent (more than 3x the legal limit).  


You may not be surprised that Jessica / Asia was charged with driving under the influence with a child but you likely will be to know a few other things about the one time “Let’s Play Doctor”, “Planet of the Babes” and “Superboobs” (among some 422 other titles) star:  Jessica / Asia attended Rutgers University,  is (allegedly – I have NOT debunked this but did read it from multiple sources) a MENSA member, a former New Jersey spelling champion and also played classical piano at Carnegie Hall.  She is a self-proclaimed atheist and was the fourth person in the US to be photographed for her license with a pasta strainer on her head.  Such folks call themselves “Members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster”, or “Pastafarians”, have decided the colander is their official headgear, and after taking her DL photo, Jessica / Asia said: “I’m a really proud, outspoken atheist” and “I am proud of Utah for allowing freedom of all religions in what is considered by many to be a one-religion state”. 




Regardless of her intellectual and, er, other, accolades, or maybe because of them, Jessica / Asia should have known better than to drive impaired, and certainly to have done so with her kid in the car.  Memo to Jessica / Asia (and to the Folks)…  When it comes to the subject of drinking and driving, the best advice that you are ever going to hear is:  “Don’t do it!  – ESPECIALLY WITH A KID IN THE CAR – Get a DD (Designated Driver), not a DUI”.



Be smart{er than MENSA member Jessica “Asia” Steinhauser}: Don’t drink and drive, but, if you do, just say “NO{thing}”, don’t blow (in FL your 2nd subsequent refusal is a crime) and call me stat at 305-381-8686, 305-798-2220, **ARRESTED, **305DUI, **MIAMIDUI, **MIAMILAW or **HABERLAW.


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