Kingsport, TN corrections officers find loaded gun inside of teenage woman’s vagina during booking process Meet 19 y/o Dallas Archer.  That’s her below…. In April, 2014 Dallas was taken to jail after being arrested for… Scroll down to read more!

Meet 19 y/o Dallas Archer.  That’s her below….

In April, 2014 Dallas was taken to jail after being arrested for driving with a suspended license, having been stopped for a traffic infraction in Kingsport, Tennessee.  

Upon being booked young Dallas was searched by a female corrections officer who alerted to an “unknown object” inside of the teenager’s crotch.  A “deeper” inspection revealed a loaded “North American Arms .22 LR Revolver” which had been concealed inside of Dallas’ va-jay-jay.

I’m seriously…..

No, that’s not THE gun… it’s just an illustration.  Apparently Dallas’ was not an isolated incident.  Turns out that the gun in question had been reported stolen a year earlier.  When the owner was notified he told police that he’d “like the little fellow” returned, but that the gun would first require a “bath in bleach”.

Memo to Dallas:  If you wanna stick a gun in your vagina then I respectfully suggest this model…

Memo to the Folks:  This is why strip searches occur; because people actually do stuff this incredibly, mind-bogglingly and dangerously stupid.  Corrections Officers do not even carry firearms in jails; imagine if an inmate had one?  In this case Dallas earned felony charges for possession of a firearm and introducing contraband into penal (not a vaginal) facility on top of her petty DWLS charge.  Welcome to the wonderful world of…..

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