Alleged Three (3) Breasted “Tri-Devil” Woman is Arrested in Tampa, Florida for DUI Alisha Jasmine Hessler, who prefers to be called “Jasmine Tridevil”, was arrested at approximately 3:45 am last night (Monday, January 26th, 2015)… Scroll down to read more!


Alisha Jasmine Hessler, who prefers to be called “Jasmine Tridevil”, was arrested at approximately 3:45 am last night (Monday, January 26th, 2015) for DUI in Tampa, Florida.  She blew .180 and was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail.



The booking photo doesn’t show her as she prefers to be seen… all “tri-devil”…


Last year Alisha, er, Jasmine, went on a campaign to get herself a reality show about her life as a three (3) breasted woman, but, thankfully, no one bought into her show.  (Which is amazing as I am pretty sure that at least as many folks would be interested in the life and times of a “tri-devil” as were in however many seasons of Honey Boo Boo or Jersey Shore or any of a number of re-donk-u-lous “reality shows” … but I digress).  


Alisha, crap, I mean Jasmine, has a Facebook page (found here) which has all sorts of pictures and fun stuff for those of you who are interested in perusing her world. You will also find a video here, as well as some additional claims by both Alicia / Jasmine and some freaky dude who claims that he went on a date with the Tri-Devil and that “She is completely psychotic. She turned me into a slave, beat me and humiliated me… I am physically scarred for life and live with the shame of what she did to me… On the night we met she tied me up and flogged me against a post. She then got me really drunk and said she wanted to cut me.”


No doubt Alisha, damn it, I mean Jasmine, got her idea from “Total Recall” (I prefer the original to the remake, I mean seriously, how does anyone play Arnold but Arnold… and yes, I edited the pic below, you know, just in case any kiddies are reading this blog post)…

Anyhow, doctors have debunked Alisha’s / Jasmine’s claim as being bogus (again begging the question why some cable channel somewhere didn’t run with this thing), but it’ll be infinitely harder for her lawyer to debunk the intoxalyzer that registered her .180 BAC.   

Memo to Alisha / Jasmine…. whatever:  


When it comes to the subject of drinking and driving, the best advice that you are ever going to hear is:  “Don’t do it!  Get a DD (Designated Driver), not a DUI”.


Be smart{er than Alisha Jasmine Hessler}: Don’t drink and drive, but, if you do, just say “NO{thing}”, don’t blow (in FL your 2nd subsequent refusal is a crime) and call me stat at 305-381-8686, 305-798-2220, **ARRESTED, **305DUI, **MIAMIDUI, **MIAMILAW or **HABERLAW.


Michael A. Haber, P.A.: Providing creative, effective and zealous criminal defense litigation services primarily in SoFlo since 1991.


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