Pelicans….
I ♥ them.
And so does my friend Capt. Stan Saffin of the Therapy IV fishing fleet…
But some sick f*ckwad in the southern Florida Keys apparently feels differently as more than a dozen dead and dying pelicans have been washing up in the southern Florida Keys for several days now. These birds are not dying due to natural causes; rather they are being brutalized by some human piece of garbage who is capturing them, slitting their throats and leaving them to suffer an excruciating and painful death.
More than a dozen dead pelicans have been found already and Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Officers are ready to arrest and prosecute whomever is responsible (a link to the FFWCC contact information is listed here). In addition, “Dock and Marine Construction Corp.“, a local business which uses the pelican as part of it’s logo, has offered up a $5,000.00 reward (see reward information here) for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the sick bastard(s) who are mutilating these grand and magnificent creatures.
The killer appears to be using a knife to slit their throats (the large “gullets” beneath their beaks), resulting in a slow, agonizing death for these animals as they must use their gullets to swallow fish which they skim from the water and, once the gullet is slashed they are destined to starve to death. Fortunately there are many more folks who help pelicans than hurt them (even Tony Montana liked pelicans). Here in Miami, on the JFK (79th Street Causeway) you will find the not-for-profit “Pelican Harbor Seabird Rescue and Care Station“, a place where injured pelicans are treated, nurse, rehabilitated and released. They accept donations so if you have a few bucks and a kind heart then give them a call and drop them some change.
Pelicans are not endangered but they are protected under both State and Federal law. With any luck – and your cooperation – the sick f*cker(s) who are doing this will be caught and prosecuted, whether in State or Federal Court, or both. Please read the article linked to the title of this blog post (and which is re-linked here). It’s much more personal than what I typed and it conveys deeper emotion and sentiment. Me, I’m just pissed. Human’s are the most sadistic life forms on Earth, and cowardly animal killers rank right up on the top of my “to be purged with extreme prejudice” list.
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