Couple arrested after being caught ‘having sex on top of van in West Palm Beach, FL used car dealership lot Meet 29 y/o Raymond Mitchell… that’s him below… And his cohort du jour, 18 y/o… Scroll down to read more!

Meet 29 y/o Raymond Mitchell… that’s him below…

And his cohort du jour, 18 y/o Erin Bird… that’s her below…

And below is the “locus in quo” (i.e. the crime scene):  Mike’s Auto Sales, a used car dealership in West Palm Beach, Florida.

On Monday, January 5th, 2015, at approximately 3:00 am, cops received a 911 call advising that a passerby had just observed, and heard (the called advised that he could “hear the pair moaning”) the pair apparently enjoying a late-night / early-morning tryst, naked and atop a 2004 Kia Sedona.
The pair were caught in flagrante delicto inside of a van (also owned by the dealership), while putting their clothing back on.  After speaking with the dealership’s owner (presumably “Mike” himself) it was determined that the pair had no permission to be on the premises.  While they were being arrested for Lewd & Lascivious Conduct, Burglary and Trespass ‘ole Ray got belligerent and spit in a cops face, hitting him in the eye and causing the officer to be taken to the hospital for “bio-hazard exposure”, and earning Ray an additional count of Battery on a LEO (law enforcement officer).

Memos to the Folks:  1)  Life is meant to be lived, and we should all savor each moment as they are fleeting and any could be the last, still, one (1) word: “Boundaries”, that and just a little bit of discretion.  

2)  If you find yourself on the “wrong” side of a police-citizen encounter, and most especially if it appears as though you are going to be arrested, then please, pretty please, keep your cool, shut your mouth, invoke your rights and let your criminal defense lawyer sort it all out in court later.  

3)  If you choose to speak or act, especially if you act aggressively toward law enforcement then, apart from the reasonably calculated consequences (being tasered, beaten into submission, earning additional charges, higher bond and lengthier incarceration) then you are also prejudicing yourself and making the case exponentially more difficult for your innocent-third-party lawyer.

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Michael A. Haber, Esq. has creatively, effectively and zealously represented clients on a wide variety of criminal matters ranging from DUI to drug trafficking and from misdemeanors to first degree murder. 

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