Couple arrested after being caught ‘having sex on top of van in West Palm Beach, FL used car dealership lot
Meet 29 y/o Raymond Mitchell… that’s him below…
And his cohort du jour, 18 y/o Erin Bird… that’s her below…
And below is the “locus in quo” (i.e. the crime scene): Mike’s Auto Sales, a used car dealership in West Palm Beach, Florida.
On Monday, January 5th, 2015, at approximately 3:00 am, cops received a 911 call advising that a passerby had just observed, and heard (the called advised that he could “hear the pair moaning”) the pair apparently enjoying a late-night / early-morning tryst, naked and atop a 2004 Kia Sedona.
The pair were caught in flagrante delicto inside of a van (also owned by the dealership), while putting their clothing back on. After speaking with the dealership’s owner (presumably “Mike” himself) it was determined that the pair had no permission to be on the premises. While they were being arrested for Lewd & Lascivious Conduct, Burglary and Trespass ‘ole Ray got belligerent and spit in a cops face, hitting him in the eye and causing the officer to be taken to the hospital for “bio-hazard exposure”, and earning Ray an additional count of Battery on a LEO (law enforcement officer).
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