Macy’s shoplifter tries to escape arrest by scooping crap out of her undies and smearing it on security guard’s face. Meet 32 y/o Marisol Toribio.  Yes, that’s her below…. I don’t know what it is… Scroll down to read more!




Meet 32 y/o Marisol Toribio.  Yes, that’s her below….


I don’t know what it is that she was allegedly trying to steal from Macy’s but, if the many articles that I’ve read are to be believed, she had an, er, unique, if not thoroughly disgusting, escape plan…


According to news reports, on or about December 29th, 2014 at the Macy’s in Coral Springs, Florida, when confronted by store security Marisol reached into her pants, scooped out a handful of poop (crap, feces, sh*t… whatever you wanna call it)…



and then smeared it directly into the no doubt baffled and unsuspecting security officer’s face.


I also have not been able to learn a) if Marisol had premeditated her escape plan (i.e. had the fecal matter waiting just in case) or if she simply shat / sharted / or crapped her pants after being caught and confronted or b) what happened after the security guard was smeared, but I do know that the Coral Springs Police Department charged her with retail theft and tampering with evidence.  



Some articles have alleged that Marisol was also charged with “criminal grossness” but {while there probably should be} there is no such crime in Florida.  Intentional and non-consensual touching of another is called “battery”, and if you use a weapon (or hazardous material) to effectuate the non-consensual touching then yours is an “aggravated battery” (which is a felony instead of a misdemeanor). 



Memo to Marisol:

Michael A. Haber, P.A.:   Creative, effective and zealous criminal defense advocacy since 1991.

At Michael A. Haber, P.A. “Its all about reasonable doubt”.


Michael A. Haber, Esq. is prepared to speak with you about your case!



THIS BLOG POST (AS ARE ALL OF HABERPA BLOG POSTS) IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH IS PRIMARILY DESIGNED, BY WAY OF REAL WORLD EXAMPLE, TO ASSIST THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN AVOIDING CONDUCT WHICH COULD FORESEEABLY RESULT IN ARREST AND PROSECUTION!  


#Webisode #YouTube #VideoFAQ #AVVO #HaberPA #Arrest #Arrested #CriminalLawyer #CriminalLaw #CriminalDefense #CriminalDefenseLawyer #MiamiCriminalDefenseLawyer #CriminalDefenseAttorney #MiamiCriminalDefenseAttorney #CriminalAttorney #DUI #DWI #DrivingUnderTheInfluence #BUI #BoatingUnderTheInfluence #DomesticViolence #DV #DVRO #DomesticViolenceRestrainingOrder #Seal #Expunge #Sealing #Expungement #CriminalRecord #CriminalHistory #PSA #PublicServiceAnnouncement #Shoplifting #Macys #LossPrevention #LossPreventionOfficer #ShittyJob #Theft #Stealing #Larceny
Posted in

Michael A. Haber

At Michael A. Haber, P.A. "it's all about reasonable doubt"! Whether in State or Federal Courts, Michael A. Haber, P.A. strives to ensure that his client's rights are respected and that his clients receive top-tier legal representation and counsel. For more than a quarter of a century I have striven to make Michael A. Haber, P.A. a business that custom tailors its services to meet the needs of the client. This incorporates such things as (but is not limited to) doing my best to meet clients at their convenience (as opposed to mine), in locations and at times which are mutually convenient (sometimes at their homes, places of business, independent ground - having free wifi and excellent coffee any Dunkin Donuts always works for me - and occasionally even at odd hours), structuring fees to reasonably accommodate the parties, making myself personally available to the client as close to 24/7 as is possible and, perhaps most importantly, giving careful and comprehensive consideration to both micro and macro issues in a given case so as to be able to agree upon and effort toward a viable litigation objective. This is why I refer to Michael A. Haber, P.A. proudly providing "boutique criminal defense litigation" (being "a small company that offers highly specialized services"), and this is a large part of Michael A. Haber, P.A.'s mission statement Accordingly, Michael A. Haber, P.A. has provided personalized and boutique legal services to both individuals and entities, primarily in the South Florida area, since 1991. With no history of professional discipline whatsoever, Michael A. Haber, Esq. zealously advocates his client's interests and custom tailors his services to meet each client's particular situation, needs and desires. Toward that end Michael A. Haber, Esq. makes himself directly available to his clients whether in person, over the phone (305-381-8686 or Toll Free 1-888-SHARK-8-1), by cell, verbally or text (305-798-2220), by e-mail ([email protected]) on Facebook ( http://www.facebook.com/haberpa ), on Twittter, (@Sharkjy910) on AOL/IM (Sharky910), and also why I consistently add information to the public on both the Michael A. Haber, P.A. Criminal Michael A Haber PA Criminal DUI Defense Litigation Miami Blog (http://www.habercriminallaw.blogspot.com/) and with my "Webisode" series on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/c/MichaelHaberLaw), whcih currently features 222 briegf VideoFAQ's on a variety of Criminal Defense, DUI and BUI related topics. When you hire Michael A. Haber, P.A. you get Michael A. Haber, Esq.! And remember, at HaberPA, it's all about reasonable doubt!

Leave a Comment





This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

12555 Biscayne Boulevard, # 893
North Miami, Florida 33181
Phone: 1-888-742-7581|
Secondary phone: 305-381-8686
Email: sharky910@aol.com

Monday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Tuesday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Wednesday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Thursday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Friday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM

  • positive review  Top notch, very skilled, and highly attentive. Mr. Haber is a fantastic criminal defense attorney.

    DrNetta Shaked Avatar DrNetta Shaked
    July 26, 2017
  • positive review  Thanks again. You are second to none when it comes to defending your clients. For that, I thank you

    Leo Gonzalez Avatar Leo Gonzalez
    April 10, 2017
  • Excellence in criminal defense. Very informative And upfront of wiyh your crimanal defense

    Chiko Sarri Avatar Chiko Sarri
    April 11, 2016

Categories

Archives