Crazy woman has National Lampoon Vacation Moment ~ Arrested for Child Neglect while Attempting to Break into Theme Park (because God, er, make that Aliens, told her to go to Carowinds) Meet 30 y/o Francis… Scroll down to read more!

Meet 30 y/o Francis Greene, mother of an eight (8) month old boy.  That’s her booking photo below:

and her beau, 42 y/o  Jason Lee… that’s his mug shot below:

And this is “Carowinds”, a theme park which straddles the NC/SC border, and which was closed for the off-season on Friday, January 16th, 2015 when these genii attempted to break in….

While it’s not “Wallyworld”, Carowinds was similarly closed and, like the imaginary Griswald family in National Lampoon’s Vacation (the original), that wasn’t gonna stop this duo…

However, unlike Clark and Ellen (Chevy & Beverly), Francis and Jason evidently had not planned their B&E on behalf of their precious children.  How do we know?  Simple… When their vehicle was discovered in the parking lot by a passing security guard, inside he discovered her (not their) eight (8) month old son.  In about twenty (20) minutes time the couple reappeared, and cops (and DCF) were waiting.  (NOTE : The picture below is an illustration and is NOT the child involved in this story.)
Francis initially told cops that she had heard “voices from God telling her to go see the park”, and then she changed her story to say that “the voices that she though were from God were actually extra-terrestrials, and that they wanted her to leave her body behind and come with them”; however she finally told cops that she “decided against that because she wanted to stay with her family”.
Francis was charged with child neglect, filing a false police report and trespass while Jason was spared the false report charge but earned himself child neglect and trespass charges.  Francis was taken to a hospital to deal with a hand injury which she sustained while trying to jump a Carowinds fence and to undergo a mental health evaluation, Jason was taken to jail and the baby was taken into protective custody.  Sadly, there’s no ho happy ending here….
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