Meet 37 y/o Donald L. Jordan and 49 y/o Lisa Spirella. Yes, that’s them below….
There is some question as to whether or not Don & Lisa are homeless. Donald’s father reportedly told ABC News that they are but other stories that I have read debunk this claim. Either way, and not withstanding their residence status, on Wednesday, February 11th, 2015 they apparently had funds sufficient to get drunk enough at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino to end up in a, dangerous, disgusting. sticky, stinky and almost literally deadly situation.
Not having a proper home they made camp for the evening in a dumpster located at a nearby “Wawa” gas station.
They slept though most of the evening, and even through the appearance of Radmas Valasquez, who was driving a Progressive Waste Solutions garbage truck which had appeared in the morning to empty the couples’ home, er the dumpster.
And empty it he did. He geared the forks right up to and under the dumpster, hoisted it over and then dumped it into the waste well of his truck.
And into the well the garbage went, along with its occupants, Lisa…
and Donald….
Those are old booking photos. According to court records in Kissimmee, the pair have been arrested several times each in recent years. Lisa has priors for loitering, theft, battery, resisting arrest, and drunk driving and Donald has been busted for cocaine possession, loitering, trespass, panhandling, drinking in public, battery, and disorderly conduct. In the meantime, according to Radmas (the driver), they are quite lucky to be alive. Had he not heard them screaming and banging on the sides of the truck then they would have been crushed.
Said Radmas: “I was picking up some containers, I got two people, I don’t know how they got in the back of the truck. But they stuck in the truck. I almost killed both of them… It’s kind of cold. We are told that people do sleep in the containers… I actually didn’t believe it. I guess nobody believes it ’til they see it, and I seen nit myself today.”
(You can listen to the 911 call here.) The couple were not arrested for this incident, but they were taken to Tampa General to be treated for “back pain”. Memo to Lisa & Donald: You may NOT have been arrested, this time, but you are lucky to be alive, and…
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