Meet Becky Schoenig a mom from St. Louis, Missouri. That’s her below, in the middle…
Becky owns a restaurant called “The Hot Pot” in St. Louis and, until recently, she also owned a brand new, unadulterated, black, 2015 Ford Fusion, like the one below…
Unfortunately Becky’s new wheels were stolen from her driveway on Monday night, May 30th, 2015, just a little over a month after she had bought the car. But, two (2) days later, on April Fool’s Day 2015 Becky learned that police had found her car after receiving a tip from a man who recognized and reported the vehicle as being hers… and that would be a man named Mick Sexton (he’s the guy standing to the left of Becky).
Cops forewarned Becky that her car would be coming back with a few minor changes and, as the car pulled up, Becky saw that the rims had been spray painted red, that there was red detailing on the sides of the car and that her steering wheel now had some orange accents.
Rather than get upset however, Becky took to Facebook and posted a photo of her and her new ride, writing: “I want to thank the car thieves for pimping out my vehicle for me…. This b***h is pimpin now!!!” Becky also attached a photo of the car which, given the date, many thought was a joke, but it wasn’t. Per Becky: “It was not all lollipops and rainbows” as she had to get the vehicle professionally cleaned to deal with a strong smell of cigarettes and marijuana.
In honor of her hero, Mick Sexton, Becky has created a smoothie which she will offer at the Hot Pot called the “Sexton on Wheels”, which will feature banana, pineapple, peach and coconut cream. This was NOT an April Fool’s joke (I fact checked the story) but it did turn out to be an April Fool’s surprise and a half, and Becky sure has a good attitude. If the cops catch those responsible for the theft and vandalism (which none of the news reports indicate) then here’s a good tit-for-tat belated April Fool’s thought / gift as they await interrogation….
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