Texas Couple is Stopped & Arrested for Drug Charges and Woman admits to having a Loaded .22 Pistol Hidden in her Vagina On Monday, September 7th, 2015, coincidentally Labor Day, 31 y/o Ashley Cecilia Castaneda (pictured… Scroll down to read more!

On Monday, September 7th, 2015, coincidentally Labor Day, 31 y/o Ashley Cecilia Castaneda (pictured below) gave birth… to a handgun.  Bear with me…

This is one of those you have to see it to believe it stories, so I did my due diligence, fact-checked and efforted at debunking, yet in the end it appears to be as true as George Washington chopping down the cherry tree.  Yes, the female arrestee in the case that I am about to describe did in fact have a fully loaded Smith and Wesson .22 caliber semi-automatic handgun (the exact make and model shown below) secreted inside of her vagina.

At approximately 11:00 pm on Labor Day Waco, Texas Police Officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover being driven by 30 y/o Gabriel Garcia (who’s mug shot appears below).  For reasons unknown (and on unknown constitutional authority – although dollars to donuts it was a “consensual search”, wink wink, nudge nudge) Garcia was arrested and charged with Possession of Methamphetamine after 2.7 grams of Meth was discovered concealed under his driver’s seat.

Shortly afterward an additional 29.5 grams of Methamphetamine was discovered (again on unknown constitutional authority – although dollars to donuts it was a “consensual search”, wink wink, nudge nudge) in 31 y/o Ashley Cecilia Castaneda’s purse, together with a set of digital weighing scales, leading to her arrest on the same possession charges (Ashley’s mug shot appears below).

On the way to the jail Ashley told her transporting officer that she had a handgun concealed inside of her vagina, prompting an immediate search by a female officer who discovered that Ashley wasn’t lying. In fact, the weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets.

No, that x-ray is not of Ashley’s insides, but it does go to show that she is not the first person (and she won’t be the last) to have chosen such a, er, personal, hiding spot.  

Whoa Nelly… That’s a big one!  Not to be flippant or anything but unless Ashley had a valid conceal / carry permit she could also pick up an unlawful firearms possession charge.  Regardless, by volunteering the fact that she was in, er, possession, at least she avoided an additional felony charge for introducing contraband into a jail facility. Memo to Ashley:

When it comes to the subject of “Cops, Courts and Constitutions” you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can’t stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.

At Michael A. Haber, P.A. “Its all about reasonable doubt”!

Michael A. Haber, Esq. is prepared to speak with you about your case!

Cell: 305-798-2220; Office: 305-381-8686; Toll Free: 1-888-SHARK-8-1


#Webisode #YouTube #VideoFAQ #AVVO #HaberPA #Arrest #Arrested #CriminalLawyer #CriminalLaw #CriminalDefense #CriminalDefenseLawyer #MiamiCriminalDefenseLawyer #CriminalDefenseAttorney #MiamiCriminalDefenseAttorney #CriminalAttorney #DUI #DWI #DrivingUnderTheInfluence #BUI #BoatingUnderTheInfluence #DomesticViolence #DV #DVRO #DomesticViolenceRestrainingOrder #Seal #Expunge #Sealing #Expungement #CriminalRecord #CriminalHistory #PSA #PublicServiceAnnouncement #Firearm #Handgun #Pistol #SmithAndWesson #ConcealedWeapon #Methamphetamine #Meth #TrafficStop #Search #Seizure #Possession #Vagina #VaginaDiaries #VaginaHolster 
0 0 votes
Article Rating
Posted in

Michael A. Haber

At Michael A. Haber, P.A. "it's all about reasonable doubt"! Whether in State or Federal Courts, Michael A. Haber, P.A. strives to ensure that his client's rights are respected and that his clients receive top-tier legal representation and counsel. For more than a quarter of a century I have striven to make Michael A. Haber, P.A. a business that custom tailors its services to meet the needs of the client. This incorporates such things as (but is not limited to) doing my best to meet clients at their convenience (as opposed to mine), in locations and at times which are mutually convenient (sometimes at their homes, places of business, independent ground - having free wifi and excellent coffee any Dunkin Donuts always works for me - and occasionally even at odd hours), structuring fees to reasonably accommodate the parties, making myself personally available to the client as close to 24/7 as is possible and, perhaps most importantly, giving careful and comprehensive consideration to both micro and macro issues in a given case so as to be able to agree upon and effort toward a viable litigation objective. This is why I refer to Michael A. Haber, P.A. proudly providing "boutique criminal defense litigation" (being "a small company that offers highly specialized services"), and this is a large part of Michael A. Haber, P.A.'s mission statement Accordingly, Michael A. Haber, P.A. has provided personalized and boutique legal services to both individuals and entities, primarily in the South Florida area, since 1991. With no history of professional discipline whatsoever, Michael A. Haber, Esq. zealously advocates his client's interests and custom tailors his services to meet each client's particular situation, needs and desires. Toward that end Michael A. Haber, Esq. makes himself directly available to his clients whether in person, over the phone (305-381-8686 or Toll Free 1-888-SHARK-8-1), by cell, verbally or text (305-798-2220), by e-mail ([email protected]) on Facebook ( http://www.facebook.com/haberpa ), on Twittter, (@Sharkjy910) on AOL/IM (Sharky910), and also why I consistently add information to the public on both the Michael A. Haber, P.A. Criminal Michael A Haber PA Criminal DUI Defense Litigation Miami Blog (http://www.habercriminallaw.blogspot.com/) and with my "Webisode" series on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/c/MichaelHaberLaw), whcih currently features 222 briegf VideoFAQ's on a variety of Criminal Defense, DUI and BUI related topics. When you hire Michael A. Haber, P.A. you get Michael A. Haber, Esq.! And remember, at HaberPA, it's all about reasonable doubt!
Notify of

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
12555 Biscayne Boulevard, # 893
North Miami, Florida 33181
Phone: 1-888-742-7581|
Secondary phone: 305-381-8686
Email: sharky910@aol.com

Monday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Tuesday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Wednesday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Thursday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Friday9:00 AM - 5:00 PM

  • positive review  Top notch, very skilled, and highly attentive. Mr. Haber is a fantastic criminal defense attorney.

    DrNetta Shaked Avatar DrNetta Shaked
    July 26, 2017
  • positive review  Thanks again. You are second to none when it comes to defending your clients. For that, I thank you

    Leo Gonzalez Avatar Leo Gonzalez
    April 10, 2017
  • Excellence in criminal defense. Very informative And upfront of wiyh your crimanal defense

    Chiko Sarri Avatar Chiko Sarri
    April 11, 2016
  • positive review  Michael is the person to call when you need help or advice! He understands.

    Lloyd Goradesky Avatar Lloyd Goradesky
    January 11, 2014
  • positive review  Outstanding legal scholar!

    Aj Daoud Avatar Aj Daoud
    December 21, 2013
  • positive review  Michael has helped my family and I on a few occasions and the results were excellent, he represents his clients with the utmost respect and professionalism.

    David Schindler Avatar David Schindler
    August 12, 2013
  • positive review  ABSOLUTELY Michael. Your my second favorite Lawyer behind my cousins Law firm in Brooklyn. The Berkman Law Firm.

    Andrew Scott Wasserman Avatar Andrew Scott Wasserman
    August 11, 2013
  • positive review  Interesting and Informative

    Debbie Molinaro Avatar Debbie Molinaro
    July 20, 2013