DUI FAIL!  Multiple Citizen 911 Calls lead to a FL Man being caught on Radar Driving a Cadillac on Alligator Alley at 109 mph at 3:00 pm and Trooper observes Three Women, a 12-Pack of… Scroll down to read more!




Meet 33 y/o Noe Dejesus.  That’s his mug shot below…




Noe was arrested by the Florida Highway Patrol on “Alligator Alley” at about 3:00 pm on Saturday, December 5th, 2015 after  the FHP had received several calls about a Cadillac driving recklessly toward Naples in Collier County. 




Anyone who knows Alligator Alley (which is a desolate strip of highway between Fort Lauderdale and Naples) knows that it’s not uncommon for folks to speed (in fact many refer to the Alley the “FL Autobahn”), but what Noe is accused of doing takes it to a whole different level.




The Trooper who stopped Noe first noticed that Dejesus, who was not wearing a shirt, had three (3) female passengers and an open twelve (12) pack of Corona beer in the car between the driver and front passenger seats.




The Trooper also observed several empty and nearly beer bottles inside of the car as was a nearly empty bottle of Crown Royal whiskey. 




Finally, after Noe was asked to step out of the car the Trooper realized that Noe was completely naked (note that is not Noe pictured below, it is another naked ass clown).



The Trooper reportedly observed that Noe smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and nearly fell when he stepped out of the car to put his pants on, earning him a DUI and a DWLS (Noe reportedly had a suspended driver license as a result of his prior drug / narcotic and driving charges).  




Memo to Noe Dejesus:  I’d call you Mr. Incredible but I can’t.  Mr. Incredible is a “good guy” and you, well, let’s just say that your actions make you – in this instance anyhow – more of a … 



When it comes to the subject of drinking and driving, the best advice that you are ever going to hear is:  “Don’t do it!  Get a DD (Designated Driver), not a DUI”.


Be smart{er than Noe Dejesus}: Don’t drink and drive, but, if you do, just say “NO{thing}”, don’t blow (in FL your 2nd subsequent refusal is a crime) and call me stat at 305-381-8686, 305-798-2220 or 1-888-SHARK-8-1.


Michael A. Haber, P.A.: Providing creative, effective and zealous criminal defense litigation services primarily in SoFlo since 1991.


At Michael A. Haber, P.A. “Its all about reasonable doubt”! 


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