Month: January 2016

TSA takes 72 y/o Senior Citizen into Custody at Newark Airport when they Discover an Ice Pick hidden inside of his Cane On Christmas Eve a presently unnamed and unpictured 72 year old senior citizen was taken into custody at Newark Airport and  then turned over to the Port Authority Police for passing through a TSA…

Q:     Am I still eligible for a Pre-Prosecution and Diversion Program in New Mexico despite being in one in another state?  Back in mid 2014 I was arrested for drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana in Illinois. Due to it being my first major offense I was given the chance to enter into a…

Watch Michael A. Haber, P.A.’s YouTube Webisode on: What is the Difference between Civil and Criminal Traffic Citations? All traffic tickets look alike but they can be very different.   The main differences between civil infractions and criminal traffic citations are two-fold: 1) in the former your adversary is a cop whereas in the latter…

Watch Michael A. Haber, P.A.’s YouTube Webisode on: How do I Defend my Traffic Ticket? My guess is that you have about as much business practicing law as I do piloting a space shuttle… meaning none.  Please understand that this is not personal to you. It is a simple truism in the legal profession. It…

NY Woman is Caught Shoplifting at Target but Evades Capture by Shocking a Store Employee with a Stun Gun Meet 33 year old Victoria Deon of Long Island, NY.  That’s her below… Victoria is known to the cops, having been arrested before (one of her older mug shots is below…). But she is presently wanted…

Oregon Man Robs a Bank for Money to buy Christmas Presents and a Tree and is caught hiding in the Tree Meet 28 year old Brett Gillispie-Comstock.  That’s his mug shot below… Brett was arrested for bank robbery after leaving Oregon’s Selco Community Credit Union with $1,373.00 of stolen proceeds. Per the FBI Brett went into a Selco…

Q:     What kind of jail time am I looking at?  Probation violation on a DUI charge for failure to pay fines and complete DUI class due to unemployment due to a layoff resulting in homelessness (Lee County, Florida)…all other weekly classes, urine checks, community service and probation officer meetings completed A:    Chosen as…

Smuggling FAIL! Man is caught with 4 – 100g Gold Bars hidden in his Ass after Sri Lanka Airport Security noticed that he was ‘Finding it Hard to Walk’ I cannot find a picture of the man but multiple sources confirm that a 42 year old man was arrested at Sri Lanka’s Bandaranaike International Airport with four…

Sometimes the Truth is Stranger than Fiction:  CA Man in a San Fran Park asks a Stranger for a Cigarette and gets Stabbed in the Neck by a 400 Lb. “Bearded Woman” Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.  Unfortunately I do not know if this is one of those times…. Although several reputable sources have…

Watch Michael A. Haber, P.A.’s YouTube Webisode on: How can You Help your Lawyer to Help you? I tell all of my clients the same thing.  And it’s true.  You can trust me… I’m a lawyer.   When it comes to the criminal defense client there are only 2 very simple rules: 1) Do what…