SoCar Woman is Caught Shoplifting $40 worth of “Condoms, Lubricant a Bra & Panties” from Walmart & picks up Aggravated Assault charge for Biting Off Loss Prevention Officer’s Finger in Ensuing Struggle Meet 23 year… Scroll down to read more!



Meet 23 year old Carolynn Wright of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.  That’s her, below, posing in an apparent bid to be sexy for her Facebook following….




Judging from her social media portfolio she must’ve been running short on cash and accessories, needing more undergarments in which to pose (and STD-prevention and ease-of-sex enhancement products)…




According to the police report (reproduced below and which you can see more up close and personal by clicking here), Walmart Loss Prevention Officers observed Carolynn leave the Myrtle Beach store without paying for $40.07 worth of items (to wit: a pack of condoms, lube, a bra and two pairs of panties).  Two (2) female LPO’s followed Carolynn outside and tried to stop her from fleeing with her booty (and the loot too).  Carolynn had no intention of surrendering peacefully and a scuffle erupted between the three (3) women, during which Carolynn punched one (1) of the LPO’s in the head causing her to bleed from the ear.  Carolynn then proceeded to chomp down on the other LPO’s hand, biting off a piece of the woman’s finger (which was later recovered by police).  When another customer who had witnessed the altercation tried to call 911 Carolynn allegedly grabbed that woman’s phone and pulled her hair. It was then that police arrived, officers caught up with Carolynn, who resisted, again. The Walmart employee who had her finger bit off required stitches, and, unfortunately her finger tip was reportedly not able to be reattached.  


Carolynn, who apparently works as an exotic dancer, is no stranger to violence.  In March, 2015 she reportedly pleaded guilty to assault and battery charges after beating a coworker with a “clear plastic high-heeled shoe” at an unnamed gentleman’s club in Myrtle Beach where she had worked as a stripper.  Carolynn’s most recent mug shot is below…



Memo to the Folks:  Three (3) words… “Cost benefit analysis”.  Over $40.04 worth of Walmart crap Carolynn faces a felony aggravated assault charge, a simply assault charge and theft / larceny charges.  I cannot speak to SoCar but had she been popped here in FL then she’d face a mandatory prison sentence for the permanent injury caused by biting off the tip of the LPO’s finger.  




Memo to Carolyn Wright:   As a {former} dancer in a gentleman’s club you should understand that this is sexy finger biting…




Memo to Carolyn Wright continued:   This (and what you did) is not…



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