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Month: July 2016

Jul 12, 2016

Intoxicated OH Man Strips and Defecates on the Self Scanner Counter at a Cincinnati Kroger Grocery Store ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

An Intoxicated OH Man Strips and Defecates on the Self Check-Out Scanner at a Cincinnati Kroger Grocery Store Meet 23 y/o Colin Murphy, an Account Executive…

Jul 11, 2016

Can I sue the court or the judge, personally, or both for lost travel expenses? ~ Chosen as “Best Answer” by Asker on www.AVVO.com ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Q: Is it possible to sue the court or the judge, personally, or both for lost travel expenses? I was summoned to appear in…

Jul 11, 2016

Gates Candy Store of Brooklyn is Busted for Operating a Heroin and Cocaine Trafficking Business from Secret Back Room ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Supplemental Income FAIL! The “Gates Candy Store” of Brooklyn is Busted for Operating a Heroin and Fentanyl Trafficking Business out of a Secret Back…

Jul 8, 2016

FL Parents are Arrested when their 23 Month Old Son Dies from an Overdose after Eating one of their Morphine Pills ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Epic Parenting FAIL! FL Parents Illegally buy Morphine Pills, Lose one, Split the other, Drink Beer, Smoke Weed and Crash, waking up to…

Jul 7, 2016

Man who Impersonated a Cop and Dressed his Dog as a Police K-9 is Arrested for Trying to Burglarize a Real Cops Home ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Burglar Disguises his Dog and Car so as to Impersonate a Police Officer and Police K9 and gets Arrested after he tryies to Burglarize…

Jul 5, 2016

Can a police arrest me for having an attitude? ~ Chosen as “Best Answer” by Asker on AVVO ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Q: Can a police arrest me for having an attitude? My friend girlfriend was moving out the community so he ask me if I…

Jul 5, 2016

Miami Stripper who’s Stopped for Speeding is Double Dog Dead on Bribery, DUI & Possession Charges due to Unequivocal Police Body Cam Footage ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Police Body Cam Win! Barely-Dressed and Intoxicated Stripper Epic FAIL! ~ Miami Woman Stopped for Speeding is Double Dog Dead on Bribery, DUI, Open…

Jul 1, 2016

Career Criminal Commits a Murder after he Removes his PROSTHETIC Leg that was fitted with an Ankle GPS Monitor ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Pre-Trial Release FAIL! Some Moron Strapped a Court Ordered GPS Ankle Monitor onto a Career Criminal’s PROSTHETIC Leg, effectively abetting him in leaving his…

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