38 y/o FL Cougar is Arrested on 5 Counts of Unlawful Sexual Activity with a Minor after 15 y/o Boy’s Mother finds Text Messages on her Son’s Phone ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Apart from the yanking at the lips thing (which I can only presume is an effort – a failed effort in my opinion anyhow – to be some kinda sexy) Rebecca presents as an otherwise attractive 38 y/o woman.  I think so, and I suspect that the girls in Cell Block A will think so as well…

Rebecca, is (was?) the assistant manager at Sail Pointe Apartments in Port Saint Lucie, and she was arrested on Saturday, May 20, 2017 for 5 counts of Unlawful Sexual Activity with a Minor after a tenant discovered that she was involved in a sexual relationship with the tenant’s 15 y/o son (who also lived in Sail Pointe).

Not only did Rebecca have lots of sex with the boy (he reportedly told cops that there were 16 separate incidents of sex acts whereas she only confessed to 5, which is what she was charged with – 5 counts), but Rebecca also gave the boy things… like access to her debit card so that he could withdraw money at a grocery store ATM so that she could pay him (reportedly $300.00), the keys to her car (which she let him drive her car without her, which is also unlawful) and, last but not least, apart from lots of sex, she may have given the teen a STD (which was discovered, and the incident was reported to police, after the boy’s mother found a text message on her son’s cell phone that, per Sergeant Joe Norkus of the Port St Lucie Police Department: “In that message it was words to the effect that this child needed to seek out medical attention for a possible sexual transmitted infection.”).

Police reportedly viewed tenancy records which allegedly prove that Rebecca was aware of the boy’s age since Fall, 2016, prior to the start of the sexual relationship, which carried on well into 2017. Making matters slightly worse for Rebecca, the boy reportedly told police that he met the 38 y/o woman in Spring, 2016 and that she invited him into her home where “he would hang out frequently and smoke marijuana and drink alcohol”.  

Memo to the Folks:  Okay, here I go, out on a limb… probably a bad place to be but wtf…. So many of us joke (“joke”) about where were all of these crazy hot older women when we were kids?  But the truth is that this is some seriously f*cked-up behavior.  I could almost understand if Rebecca looked like Rosie O’Donnell (I make no apology about singling our Rosie O as I, personally, simply cannot stand her, but if that offends you then please substitute someone else whom you personally find both utterly unattractive and thoroughly disgusting instead…) and I also believe that some things need to be taught by experience, with a “hands-on” approach and simply cannot be taught in school (although apparently many teachers have the same issue as Rebecca…), but, again, this is some seriously f*cked-up behavior.  You can be…

Memo to the Folks continued:  … (that above is bat sh*t crazy, just in case you didn’t get it)… but, if you look like Rebecca (hell, even her mug shot – below – ‘aint that bad) then finding a sex partner is (yes, I said “is” and I did not say “should be”) about as easy for you ladies as is it for me to select fruit or veggies at the supermarket (women have the choice of sexual partner infinitely easier than do men).  So why a 15 y/o?   Bat sh*t C-R-A-Z-Y, that’s why.  F.S. 794.05, Unlawful Sexual Activity with a Minor over the age of 12 is a 2nd degree felony and, on her 5 counts, Rebecca faces 75 years in prison.

Memo to the Folks continued:  And let’s not discount / forget why Rebecca got popped….  1) In keeping an eye on what was on her son’s phone the boy’s mother was a responsible parent and 2) Text messages are digital evidence that cannot easily be refuted.