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TX Man is arrested for bragging on Facebook about his 16 arrest warrants, Foiled by Social Media ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 28, 2015

Social Media takes down yet another dumb criminal ~ TX Man is arrested for bragging on Facebook about his 16 arrest warrants Meet 22 y/o Eddie Smith of Mineral Wells, TX (yes, that;’s him below)… Eddie is not the brightest bulb on the tree, but he has just made the top 5… Why?  Forgetting that…

What NOT TO DO when you are taken into custody by police ~ Epic Escape / Fleeing FAIL! ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 28, 2015

What NOT TO DO when you are taken into custody by police, by 27 y/o Roxanne Rimer Say “thank you” to 27 y/o Roxanne Rimer for her selfless sacrifice in demonstrating to you, dear reader, precisely WHAT NOT TO DO when you are taken into custody by police.  Roxanne’s lesson begins with her being arrested…

Unlicensed & High 20 y/o Driver Sentenced to 15 – 40 Years for Double DUI-Manslaughter ~ Get a DD NOT a DUI ~ Call Michael A. Haber @ **305DUI or **ARRESTED

January 27, 2015

Unlicensed & High (on Fentanyl) 20 y/o Driver Sentenced to 15 – 40 Years for Double DUI-Manslaughter and Two (2) additional Assault Charges after Plowing into Bicyclists Meet twenty (20) y/o Darriean Hess.  That’s her in pictures taken off of her Facebook page… She looks very different, in her booking photo… and she presents as…

Grovetown, Georgia Corrections goes “Pretty in Pink”, following Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Maricopa County, Arizona lead ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 27, 2015

Grovetown, Georgia Corrections goes “Pretty in Pink”, following Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Maricopa County, Arizona lead Grovetown, Georgia inmates are beginning to don hot pink uniforms.  From underwear to “prison scrubs”, the traditional bright effeminate color is being forced upon inmates with a duel-pronged plan, to wit: to reduce recidivism (presuming that men who are forced…

Alleged Three (3) Breasted “Tri-Devil” Woman is Arrested in Tampa, Florida for DUI ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **305DUI or **ARRESTED

January 27, 2015

Alleged Three (3) Breasted “Tri-Devil” Woman is Arrested in Tampa, Florida for DUI Alisha Jasmine Hessler, who prefers to be called “Jasmine Tridevil”, was arrested at approximately 3:45 am last night (Monday, January 26th, 2015) for DUI in Tampa, Florida.  She blew .180 and was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail. The booking photo doesn’t…

Six (6) Florida children found living in filthy house with feces, trash, roaches, and neither electricity nor running water ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 27, 2015

Six (6) Florida children are found living in a filthy house in Ocoee with feces, trash, roaches, and neither electricity nor running water Meet 50 y/o Delthy Graham, grandma and apparent matriarch of the filth empire that her six (6) grand kids were removed from by DCF last week (on Thursday, January 22nd, 2015).  …

Skipper Arrested for BUI after his Boat, Loaded w/ Passengers, Crashes into Channel Marker off Venetian Causeway ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **305DUI or **ARRESTED

January 26, 2015

Skipper Arrested for BUI after his Boat, Loaded w/ Passengers, Crashes into Channel Marker off Venetian Causeway Miami is one of the World’s premier boating capitals.  I know because I’ve lived here for almost fifty (50) years and have been boating these waterways for forty (40+) plus of them.   (Those are the “Christo Islands”……

Why does a jury have to decide by the law and are not permitted to judge the law itself. ~ “Best Answer” on AVVO.com ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 26, 2015

Q:     Why does a jury have to decide by the law and not be allowed to judge the law itself.  Why does a jury have to decide by the law and not be allowed to judge the law itself.  Is that not one if of the checks and balances our forefathers put in place? A:…

Cell Phone with Child Porn is Tracked to Prior Owner who FAILS to Invoke & instead Incriminates Himself ~ Call Michael A. Haber @W **ARRESTED

January 26, 2015

Why You Should NEVER, EVER, Speak to the Police without a Criminal Defense Attorney, by 20 y/o Daniel Garcia of Houston, TX Meet 20 y/o Daniel Garcia (yes, that’s his mug shot below…).  If the articles that I’ve read (which all essentially say the same thing) are even half true, then that right below is…

Alaskan Woman is Arrested for Setting off Traps and Freeing an Ensnared Bald Eagle ~ Case Dismissed ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 26, 2015

Alaskan Woman is Arrested for Setting off Traps and Freeing an Ensnared Bald Eagle ~ Fortunately the Prosecutor was Saner than the Cops ~ Case Dismissed Meet 39 y/o Emily Russo Miller of Juneau, Alaska.  That’s her below (I know, she looks like a kid right?  Must be all that Alaskan hiking…)…  Emily was the…

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