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Holy Goldmenber Mr. Goldfinger! 51 South Koreans are Arrested for Smuggling $77Mil worth of Gold into the Country inside of their Private Body Areas ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Holy Goldmember Mr. Goldfinger! 51 South Korean citizens were Arrested in a Gold Smuggling Crackdown with $77 Million in Gold being recovered from inside of Male Smuggler’s Asses and from inside of Female Smuggler’s Vaginas For the love of gold…. People love gold. Some will even kill for (or with) it… But in the real…
Police FAIL! TX Cop is caught by Instagram Electronic Evidence in Quid Pro Quo where he offered to Fix Traffic Tickets in Exchange for Nude Pics from the 18 y.o Girl that he Cited an Hour Earlier ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Bad Cop / Police FAIL! 33 y/o Male TX Police Officer who Cited an 18 y/o Girl for 2 Traffic Violations, contacted her on Instagram less than an Hour later, Offered to Fix the Tickets in Exchange for Nude Pics, received Nude Pics and Dismissed at least 1 Ticket is now the Target of a…
30 y/o Female NJ Deputy Sheriff Faces Termination for Failing to Disclose that she Starred as Kinky Dominatrix “Domina NYX Blake” for 4 years prior to being Sworn-in as a Cop ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
This Blog Post has it all. Cops, Kinky Porn, Lawsuits, Lies of Omission, literal Ball-Busting, it’s a true gem… A Newly Sworn 30 y/o Female NJ Deputy Sheriff is Suspended and Fighting to keep her Job, refuses to take a Psych-Eval “to prove that she is not prone to using excessive force” after her Prior…
HaberPA’s VideoFAQ YouTube Webisode Running List with Illustrations and Links ~ Michael A. Haber, Esq. ~ Miami Criminal Defense DUI & BUI Lawyer ~ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
HaberPA’s VideoFAQ / YouTube Webinar Series: 221 creative, informative, interesting and short Webisodes / VideoFAQs (as of June 24, 2017). The full “playlist” can be accessed by CLICKING HERE! *** PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!!! *** And please remember that at Michael A. Haber, P.A. “Its all about reasonable doubt“! Thank you in advance for your views, for…
Baby-Sitting FAIL! SC Babysitter is Arrested for Child Neglect when 9 & 6 y/o Steal her Car, go for a Joyride & Crash the Vehicle which contained Opiates ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Babysitting FAIL! A 30 y/o SC Babysitter is Arrested for Child Neglect (and Possession) after a 9 y/o Boy and his 6 y/o Sister Snatch her Car Keys, go for a Joyride and Crash the Car which was found to contain Opiates; making matters worse the Babysitter reportedly told Cops that the Kids had Planted…
Man is Arrested for Burglarizing his Grandmother’s House after Unlawful Entry and subsequent Theft of the Surveillance System so Grandma didn’t see him Masturbating on Video ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
A West Virginia Man is Arrested for Burglary after he Broke into his Grandmother’s House, reportedly to “charge his cell phone”, wound up Masturbating and then Stole her Security Camera so that Grandma wouldn’t see that he had Masturbated in her House Meet 27 y/o Tristan Tucker of West Virginia. That’s him below… Unlike Little…
FL Motorcyclist Runs Over 10′ Alligator in Roadway, Wrecks his Bike and both he and the Gator have to be Hospitalized with Serious Injuries ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
A FL Motorcyclist ran over a 10 foot Alligator just South of Tampa, Wrecking his Bike and resulting in both the Man and the Gator being Hospitalized with Serious Injuries Question: In the early morning hours of Friday, May 19th, 2017, Florida’s own 27 y/o Calun Nelson (pictured below), while driving his motorcycle just south of Tampa, had an…
Bumble Dating FAIL & “Only in America” Lawsuit: Man Sues Date for Using Cell Phone During 1st Date at Movies and then Leaving him at the Theater ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Bumble Date Leads to a WTF Moment (and a bizarre lawsuit) ~ TX Man takes Woman to Movies on First Date and subsequently Sues her in Small Claims Court for Reimbursement of $17.31 cost of Ticket after she reportedly “activated her phone at least 10-20 times in 15 minutes to read and send text messages”…
OR Man is caught “masturbating vigorously” by a Youth Center tells Police that he “wants to go back to Prison” & that he “f*cking hates Portland” ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Why? Because F*ck Portland, that’s why! An OR Man who was caught “masturbating vigorously” in front of a Youth Center tells Police that he’s on Meth, that he “wants to go back to Prison” and that he”f*cking hates Portland” Meet 59 y/o Terry Lee Andreassen of Portland, Oregon. That’s his most recent mug shot below… Terry…
Argument at PA Gas Station over Smoking at the Fuel Pump ends with a 2 – 6 Year Prison Sentence for a Woman who Sprayed Gasoline on another Woman ~ Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Not-so Dandy Mart: PA Women Argue about one of them Smoking while Pumping Gas and the incident turns Catastrophic after the Smoker Douses the non-Smoker with Gasoline, earning herself both an unforgettable Mug Shot and a 2 – 6 Year Prison Sentence Warning: This is one of those you have to research it to believe…
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