TX woman busted for possession is taken from jail to ER to have meth pipe removed from her vagina Meet 36 y/o Christina Marie Searcy of Montgomery County, TX.  Yes, that’s her mug shot below…… Scroll down to read more!

Meet 36 y/o Christina Marie Searcy of Montgomery County, TX.  Yes, that’s her mug shot below…

On Friday, January 16th, 2015, Ms. Searcy was an occupant in a vehicle which was stopped by law enforcement at about 6:00 pm.  The smell of marijuana led to the discovery of marijuana, as well as several bags of cocaine, which led to the arrest of all four (4) occupants of the vehicle, including Ms. Searcy.  When they were being booked into the jail they were informed that if they were found to have any additional drugs on them then they would not only pick up additional possession charges but that they would also be charged with the virtually non-defendable felony of “introducing contraband into a correctional facility”.  This prompted one of the arrestees, 27 y/o Kimberly Kinn, to admit to having a pipe in her bra (which tested positive for methamphetamine (a/k/a “meth”).

Also prompting to fess up was Ms. Searcy, who admitted to stashing her hidden meth pipe as indicated below… (okay, so that’s a bottle and not a pipe in the X-Ray below, sue me… I couldn’t find an image with a pipe of any sort, although I did find a gun – in fact I blogged about that last week – a pair of scissors and a variety of other useful items…. Use your imagination and I’m sure that you’ll get the idea).

Unlike her co-Defendant Mrs. Kinn, Ms. Searcy was unable to remove her pipe (although she was permitted to try it was “stuck”, so, off to the local ER they went, the Deputies and Ms. Searcy, where a pipe also containing meth residue was successfully, albeit embarrassingly, removed from her va-jay-jay.  Ms. Searcy earned a new possession charge, and she did not get charged with the felony for introducing contraband into a jail, but she did disrespect her vagina.  
Memo to Christina Marie Searcy:  If you do not respect your vagina then no one will.

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