This is Funny?   Funny How?  Like a Clown Funny? Epic Parenting FAIL! Meet 18 y/o Alexis Breeden. Yes, that’s her below: Apparently Alexis has an 14 month old child (fathered by another 18 y/o,… Scroll down to read more!

Meet 18 y/o Alexis Breeden. Yes, that’s her below:

Apparently Alexis has an 14 month old child (fathered by another 18 y/o, named Anthony Welch, who does not reside with Alexis and the child).

Whatever is going on between Alex and Anthony (who apparently had their baby at ages 16) the baby hangs in the middle… literally.  Yes, that’s the baby, hanging from a hook in a wall, by his shirt, which appears to be pulled up around his 14 month old neck.

Alexis claims that she hung the baby from the hook as “a joke”, that the male child was “laughing”, and the cops have stated that the baby was not injured and “was absolutely fine”.  Still….

Alexis took the pic and sent it to her baby dadda, for reasons both unknown and inexplicable, and upon receipt Anthony posted the pic on Facebook with the caption “Everybody think that alexis is a good mom this is what she sent me. tell me what the fuk yall think (sic)”.

The cops got involved after several folks saw the pic and contacted them and, although the baby was apparently not injured, Alexis faces felony child abuse charges and now enjoys only supervised visitation with her son.

Here’s what I think:  I think that Alexis is a

In fact, I think that she deserved an award for her award-winning douchebaggery:
Having a child is a most serious business, carrying most serious responsibilities.  While there are few absolutes in life, it is fairly safe to say that kids (including 16 year olds) should not be having kids.   
You did not injure your kid, THIS TIME, but you acted with Oscar-quality douchebaggedness. (As an aside, your baby dadda needs some remedial English classes… his communications skills suck almost as badly as your judgment).  Get some help.  Learn to be a more responsible parent.  Hang up your “award” and find a better way to deal with your baby dadda and your son.  
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