Meet 29 y/o Robby Sanchez of Orlando, Florida. That’s his mug shot below….
Robby was employed by a local health care provider and “invited” an unnamed female co-worker to go to lunch with him. Having reportedly worked together for a while, and having shared lunch experiences before the woman thought nothing of it and voluntarily hopped into Robby’s car. In her 911 call she told emergency dispatchers that: “I just went to lunch with one of my coworkers, and I don’t really know what happened. We were driving in his car, he pulled over by the Fashion Square Mall and, like, pulled out a gun from his car. I got out of the car and he drove away, and he stuck me with something.”
What Robby “stuck” her with was a hypodermic needle full of ketamine, a powerful animal tranquilizer which some folks recreationally use and which is known by it’s street name of…
Memo to Robby: Trust me when I say that there are better ways for one to deal with a difficult co-worker and that guns, dope and duct tape are not the best means coping mechanism.
Memo to Robby continued: I know it’s a tough sell but if I were you then I’d consider an insanity defense. I believe you when you say that your co-worker was a b*tch, and everyone knows that…
Memo to Robby continued: But, similarly, you be crazy too… and now you will have to successfully prove that to a jury or I suspect that you will be spending a whole lot of years as a guest of the Sunshine State. Oh, and you may also wanna work a little on your choice of coping mechanisms….