Talk about “Sh*tty” Restaurants:  Japanese Porn Star Opens Restaurant that Serves Curry which Mimics the Texture and Flavor of Human Feces and also Serves Beer in a Bed Pan Get ready to be grossed out… Scroll down to read more!




Get ready to be grossed out (unless you are either into eating sh*t and drinking p*ss or are a coropheliac – yes I looked that up and you can learn all about corophelia it by clicking here)…




That above is restaurant owner Ken Shimizu at his curry shop “Shimizu” which is in Tokyo and he is holding / displaying his signature dish called “A special taste of s*** with rice”.  Here’s a closer look…




The mud-brown runny dish deliberately mimics the texture and flavor of feces and is a cheap choice for lunch at just 100 yen (about $0.81 cents) per portion.  The poop flavored curry is the specialty of the eatery and was created as a tribute to Shimizu’s debut porn film in which he reportedly ate feces (did I fail to mention that Ken Shimizu is one of Japan’s best known porn stars?).  The signature dish at Curry Shop Shimizu is reportedly made up of healthy ingredients including green tea, bitter gourd, and cocoa-powder, and to top off the flavor, the curry is served to customers in a toilet bowl-shaped dish along with a beer in a bed pan shaped cup.  But the fun does not stop there….  

That above is a “beer bedpan”, because who in their right mind would eat feces flavored curry out of a mini-toilet without a bedpan full of urine with which to wash it down….




This appears to be a fad / trend / whatever in Japan as other similar styled eateries have pooped, er popped up, in country.  At “Taiyuan”, a restaurant in Shanxi Province,  lavatorial delights such as brown, curly wisps of soft serve ice cream (as well as more standard noodle, meat and vegetable dishes) are served in individual, toilet-like vessels, from bidets to potties to little cups, where the plumbing at the back forms a dainty handle for diners to hold their end-of-meal digestif.  


In fact, the restaurant itself (Taiyuan) is actually designed to resemble a bathroom, with showers attached to the walls and seats that look like toilet bowls topped with cushions in the shape of large piles of poo.



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Memo to the Folks:  Live and let live I say…  I don’t  know what in the world these Japanese folks are doing but this is more my idea food porn…



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