“HOLLA!” at a Tattooed, Bike-Riding, Bikini-Wearing, Street Dancing, Frequent Jail-Visiting, FL MAN who just earned his 27th Arrest for Disorderly Conduct HOLLA! at 38 y/o Charles Easter.  That’s him below…. Charles, who likes to go… Scroll down to read more!

HOLLA! at 38 y/o Charles Easter.  That’s him below….

Charles, who likes to go by the name “HollaBeyonceAliciaKeys-and-RiRi, which is Rihanna” (yes, you read that right) is a mobile FL landmark, has the word “HOLLA!” (although Daniel Webster might have an issue with that) distinctively tattooed on his forehead as well as “I Bet You Won’t” being tattooed on his back and several teardrop tattoos on his face.  Charles is infamous for his South Florida street performances, which include sidewalk dance routines while donning bright colored bikinis (again, you read that right and you can watch him performing by clicking here) for which he earns tips (he has claimed to make as much as $1,000.00 a day), and anyone who spends time on South Beach has seen Charles, bikini-clad, riding his bicycle up and down A1A.

But on August 30th, 2016 an otherwise happy-go-lucky Charles got himself arrested (for the 27th time) in Ft. Lauderdale, FL.  Although he reportedly has has an extensive criminal history in Miami-Dade County (albeit for “minor” offenses… he’s previously been arrested 26 times for things like drinking in public, panhandling, indecent exposure and trespass) this marks his first visit to the Broward County Jail, and that, below, is Charles’ 2:00 am mug shot.

While he was visiting a friend who was reportedly being treated in the emergency room at a local hospital.  According to the arrest report (a part of which you can read below) while in the ER Charles became unruly during the visit, which prompted staff to call the police.  As he was being escorted out of the hospital by a police officer Charles reportedly yelled at a nurse, “F*** off you c**t”, and then “in a fit of rage”, he allegedly “maliciously threw coffee over the floor and wall.”

According to the Urban Dictionary “Holla” is: 
1. A word used to acknowledge the presence of a fellow companion 
2. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen 
3. To contact via telephone
1. Is that mah boy ova there? HOLLAAAAA! 
2. Watch out, I’m bout to holla at this fine bitch. 
3. Boy, it was absolutely magnificent to see you again. Holla at me this evening, we can have tea and crumpets.
Apparently Charles missed these definitions (unless of course “F*** off you c**t” falls under 2. For a man to express interest in a particularly impressive female specimen“.

When it comes to the subject of “Cops, Courts and Constitutions” you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can’t stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.

At Michael A. Haber, P.A. “Its all about reasonable doubt”!

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