Safe Sex Leads to BioHazard: A 5 y/o FL Boy is rushed to the Hospital after a Teacher observed him Chewing on a used Condom in the Playground of St. Lucie Elementary School On Wednesday,… Scroll down to read more!




On Wednesday, February 8th, 2017 a five (5) y/o FL boy was rushed from the St. Lucie Elementary School’s playground to a local ER.




Why?  Because one of his teachers had observed him chewing on something which, upon closer inspection, turned out to have been a used condom.




Does that picture (which is not of “the” used condom question) disgust you?  It does me.  Not that I have anything against condoms, used or otherwise, but I sure as sh*t do when they are discarded in an elementary school’s playground (no, that is not a pic of St. Lucie Elementary School’s playground – I couldn’t find one – rather, that is an elementary school in Chattanooga, TN, but you get the point…).




Back to our case… As soon as the teacher realized that the boy was chewing on a condom she immediately removed the disgusting item from his mouth and called the boy’s mother, who took him to a local hospital.  Miraculously, doctors determined that the boy had not been either hurt or infected the incident.




School officials promptly called the police who reportedly said it appeared to be an isolated incident but also that it could potentially indicate that prostitutes had been working in the area.  Either way law enforcement have since ramped-up patrols in the area, asking anyone who notices people having sex in public near the school to call them immediately.  Public Information Officer Ed Cunningham reportedly said that: “It’s pretty clear that someone was likely having sex there or near there, or (it’s) a possible prostitution issue, but we are not aware of any specifics.”  In the interim school security have reportedly stated that this is not the first time that “similar items” have been removed from the school’s playground.  So why are the cops blaming prostitutes?




Memo to the Folks:  I don’t care if hookers were involved or not.  It is irrelevant.  What matters is that someone, whether commercially, recreationally or just plain old brainlessly, discarded a condom in an elementary school playground. Similarly, whether they had fetish sex on the kiddie playground or simply had the poor luck of tossing it out of a car window as they drove by, it remains incredibly douche baggerous behavior.  So to the person / persons who did this I say….


When it comes to the subject of “Cops, Courts and Constitutions” you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can’t stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.


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