Belligerent and Allegedly Impaired GA Woman Rams into a Chicken Truck “because she is a Vegan”, Flees, Holes up at Home, Engages Cops while they Secure a Warrant & is Arrested for DUI, LSA, Aggressive… Scroll down to read more!

Meet 26 y/o Judith Moriah Armstrong of Comer, GA.  That is her mug shot below…

Judy was arrested by Madison County, GA Sheriff’s Deputies pursuant to an arrest warrant for hit-and-run (leaving the scene of an accident), aggressive driving, driving under the influence (DUI), and obstruction of justice, all stemming from her having intentionally rammed into a chicken truck, twice, on February 21st, 2017 while driving down Highway 57.

The chicken truck driver called 911 and reported the incident, telling police that a red four door car had hit the side of his vehicle.  He further stated that after braking to stop the vehicle slammed into him a second time, spinning him off of the road.  Apart from the color and basic type of vehicle the only other description that he could provide was that the driver was a woman with shoulder length red hair (like this…).

By the time that responding deputies arrived the only trace of the red vehicle and it’s red-headed driver was a license plate, Judy’s license plate, which was found in the wreckage.

Deputies quickly traced the license plate to a red four door sedan which was registered to our heroine, and so they responded to Judy’s house where Judy spoke with them, albeit only through a window.

During the course of conversation, and while the cops were securing an arrest warrant, Judy reportedly admitted to ramming her car into the chicken truck because she is a “vegan” and claimed that she had fled the scene because she was afraid of losing her license.  After she was arrested a breath test at the jail showed a BAC of .089, although Judy denied drink driving and claimed that she had downed “a couple 
of shots” after she had returned home.  Based on the fact that she was charged with DUI apparently the cops weren’t buying all of Judy’s story…

There are no reports as to whether any of the chickens were injured or even as to what sort of a “chicken truck” Judy smashed…

One thing is for sure though, that particular vegan is plain crazy, and apparently she makes no beef about it….

Although the law probably would have caught up with her at some point (how many short haired red heads driving a four door red sedan can there possibly be in rural Georgia?) Judy was done in by evidence left at the scene.  And whether she had been drinking before or after the fact, alcohol added to her legal troubles, proving once again that…

When it comes to the subject of drinking and driving, the best advice that you are ever going to hear is:  “Don’t do it!  Get a DD (Designated Driver), not a DUI”.

Be smart{er than Judith Moriah Armstrong}: Don’t drink and drive, but, if you do, just say “NO{thing}”, don’t blow (in FL your 2nd subsequent refusal is a crime) and call me stat at 305-381-8686, 305-798-2220 or 1-888-SHARK-8-1.

Michael A. Haber, P.A.: Providing creative, effective and zealous criminal defense litigation services primarily in SoFlo since 1991.

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