Douche Baggerous (and subsequently fired) Employee at a TX Pizza Joint types / adds the words “pig a** motherf***er” to the bottom of a Police Officer’s Receipt, Owners go to bat in supporting Law Enforcement… Scroll down to read more!

WTF is wrong with people?  Don’t answer that!  It was a rhetoric question.

On Saturday, February 25th, 2017 a douche baggerous little sh*t (yes, I am assuming that the person in question was young, but I could easily be wrong, about the “little” part, not the other adjectives) who used to (“used yo”) work at a Texas pizza shop, typed-in an offensive message at the bottom of a police officer’s order…

Officer Nito Delgado-Eberhard stopped into Southside Flying Pizza in Austin Texas to grab a slice and a soda, but something about the cashier gave him a “bad vibe” and, sure enough, right there on the bottom of his receipt were the very plain and unambiguous words: “pig a** motherf***er”.

Officer Delgado-Eberhardt shared the picture of the bill on social media, while also claiming the cashier had also ‘flipped off’ his police car, stating that:  Was hoping to get a quick slice for the road. Instead, got a bad vibe from the cashier.  What sealed the deal for me was seeing her taking a picture of the patrol car while flipping it off. Good times. The receipt is proof after the fact that it was money well spent to learn about this place. We did NOT eat the food.”

The manager at Southside Flying Pizza, David Hatley, took immediate decisive action by firing the employee as well as the high road by stating to the press that:  “Where we hang our hat is customer service and quality of food, but even more so with the police officers that work in our community.  Obviously we’re deeply appalled by the incident and that employee has been let go.  We’ve also already donated a combined $1,000 to a police memorial fund.”  And after that Southside Flying Pizza’s Facebook page (which you can access by clicking here)  was flooded with positive reviews and comments, such as:  “When you take action against people who disrespect law enforcement and then donate to fallen officers you have gone above and beyond what most businesses do when their employees act like this.”, “Awesome establishment, thank you for supporting our nation’s law enforcement officers!” and “Five stars in my book. Any business that takes a quick and decisive stand for our law enforcement is top notch. Thank you!”

Memo to the Folks:  I ask again, rhetorically, WTF is wrong with people?  

Memo to the Folks continued:  I don’t know how to make the point any plainer than this… There are some “bad” cops out there, but they are in the vast minority.  The overwhelming majority of police officers are mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, sons, daughters… people who love and who care and who cry and who hurt and who feel and who sacrifice and who give and who risk and who literally put their lives on the line during each and every moment of each and every shift.  To treat all police officers as “bad” or “evil” or “rotten” or as a “pig a** motherf***er” is so ignorant and pathetic that I do not even know the word to adequately describe such a mentality (** I invite your suggestions **).  

Memo to the Douche Baggerous Little Sh8thead Ex-Employee at Southside:  From me to you with the utmost of sincerity:  

When it comes to the subject of “Cops, Courts and Constitutions” you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can’t stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.

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