Meet 23 y/o Jesse O’Neal Roberts of Elkmont, Alabama. That’s him below…
And here is Jessie’s mugshot…
And here is the gun (well not THE gun but the same make and model) that fell out of Jessie’s ass when he was booked into jail on public intoxication and receiving stolen property charges…
The arrest occurred after a Limestone County resident called police to advise that he had found Jessie prowling around inside of his garage and was holding Jessie there at gunpoint.
When until police arrived they determined that Jessie was intoxicated and they took him to the Limestone County Jail. During a search Jessie reportedly doubled over and corrections feared the worst... little did they know that Jessie was about to give anal birth to a handgun…
Authorities reportedly saw something come out of Jessie’s rectum and then bulge in his drawers. A corrections reportedly stated that: “I immediately considered that he defecated on himself” that the defecation looked like something more deadly, to wit: the “familiar shape in the form of a pistol in [Jessie’s] boxers.”
The gun, determined to have been a stolen Jimenez .380 caliber pistol, was secured and it compounded Jessie’s problems as he picked up additional charges for “promoting prison contraband” and carry a concealed weapon without a permit.
Police reportedly stated that they have seen this type of concealment”‘ before. In fact, according to Sheriff Mike Blakely: “It happens” (although I think that he may have meant “[sh]it happens”…).
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