Smurf’s Gone Wild / War on Cops:  For Reasons Unknown, a Blue-Haired Dallas, TX Man Walks out of a Restaurant, Urinates on a Police Car, proceeds to Punch out one of the Squad Car’s Windows… Scroll down to read more!

Smurf’s Gone Wild / War on Cops:  For Reasons Unknown, a Blue-Haired Dallas, TX Man Walks out of a Restaurant, Urinates on a Police Car, proceeds to Punch out one of the Squad Car’s Windows and then Sucker Punches a Uniformed Cop in the Face

Meet 27 y/o William Holmes of Dallas, TX.  That’s him below…

Blue-haired Billie / Papa Smurf was at the Zenna Restaurant in Dallas, where two police officers were having lunch on the afternoon of Saturday, April 15th, 2017. Other than Billie there was nothing strange going on, just your average blue-haired dude eating, but when he got up from his seat, walked outside to where the marked police car was parked, appeared to urinate on the police car and then began punch a window until it broke, well then things got weird.

Stranger still, after pissing on and beating down the squad car Billie then reentered Zennas, and that’s when the two Dallas police officers confronted him.

Now I don’t know what was said but I suppose it went something like this:

Cops:  Yo’, blue-haired dude, why you disrespecting the ride?
Billie (in a most un-Papa-Smurf-esque tone):  F*ck’s it matter to you?
Cops:  Hey Papa Smurf, aren’t you all about the love? Doing the right thing?
Billie (again, in a most un-Papa-Smurf-esque tone):  I’ll show your punk ass the right thing (insert right hook here)….

And then BAM!  Billie throws a right hook to one of the the police officer’s face, at which time he is promptly restrained and arrested for felony assault on an officer and criminal mischief.  

The “why” of this (any of this… including Billie’s hair) is unknown, but Mike Mata, with the Dallas Police Association, reportedly stated that the video of the incident (which you can watch by clicking here) is an example of the unpredictable dangers that police officers on the job face daily as of late.  “Some individuals think it’s a war on cops and they’re going to play it out in the streets.  This type of aggression limits the amount of people willing to wear the badge.  Nobody signs a piece of paper when they become an officer that says, ‘I’m going to take a beating every day,”‘ 

Memo to the Folks:  Yes, there are bad cops, but there “bad” everything; and as is the case with every walk of life A) the good heavily outweigh the bad and B) contemning the whole for the actions of the few is ignorant and pathetic.  If you come across a cop who you find to be unprofessional or otherwise “bad” then file a report (as you should do with a “bad” lawyer or accountant or salesclerk or whatever), but don’t target them for violence.  Such acts are counterproductive, not to fail to mention criminal and will, rightfully, land you in jail (or worse).

When it comes to the subject of “Cops, Courts and Constitutions” you should always have a skilled and experienced criminal defense attorney who is focused on serving your interests.  While we can’t stop the cops from arresting you, as your legal counsel Michael A. Haber, PA will ensure that your rights are respected from the moment that representation begins and that any abuses which may have occurred beforehand are remedied.

At Michael A. Haber, P.A. “Its all about reasonable doubt”!

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