Month: August 2017

Federal Judge Issues Entertaining Order Denying a Government Request for a Continuance so an Agent can watch the Eclipse ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 23, 2017

A Federal Judge in FL Authored an Amusing Order that cited Star Trek and a Carly Simon Song when he Denied the Government’s Request to Delay a Trial so that one of their essential Witnesses (an ATF Agent) could attend a pre-planned Trip to Watch the Full Solar Eclipse Monday’s (August 21st, 2017) full solar…

Woman Arrested for Burglary w/ Domestic Violence Battery after Breaking into her Ex’s House & Pummeling his New Girlfriend ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 23, 2017

FL Woman Breaks into her Ex-Boyfriend’s House for a Booty Call, finds him in Bed with his current Girlfriend, proceeded to Pummel the other Girl and was Arrested for Burglary with Battery (a non-bondable Felony punishable by LIFE in Prison) Meet 27 y/o Krystina Joy Rivera of Clearwater, FL.   That’s her below, during happy time…..…

Repeat DUI Driver w/ Suspended DL Smashes through Residence Complex Gate & Hits 17 Parked Cars while trying to Park his SUV ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 23, 2017

A 25 y/o FL Repeat DUI Driver (2nd inside of 5 years) w/ a Suspended DL Smashes through his Residence Apartment Complex Gate, Hits 17 Parked Cars while trying to Park his SUV, Resists Arrest and gets Tasered too Boot Meet 25 y/o Tony Futch, 25, of Orlando, FL.  That’s his mug shot below…. Tony, who,…

“Trump Makes Partying Great Again!” ~ German Police Traffic Stop nets 5k Orange MDMA Pills Shaped like President Trump’s Face ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 22, 2017

“Trump Makes Partying Great Again!”:  A Father and Son Team were Arrested in Germany for Drug Trafficking Ecstacy when a Routine Traffic Stop resulted in the Seizure of 5,000 Orange-Colored MDMA Pills that were shaped like President Donald Trump’s face and which had the word “Trump” branded on the Back “Trump makes partying great again!”…

A Feisty Couple who “were all over each other” during a SWA Flight from GA to Las Vegas get a Warning from Cops and possible Fine from the FAA ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 22, 2017

What Happens on an Airplane during a Flight to Vegas Stays on the Airplane at McCarren International Airport:  A Frisky Couple who “were all over each other” during an early morning SWA Flight from Atlanta to Las Vegas – prompting Flight Crew to call the Cops – were Warned, but not Arrested, by Metro Police…

Routine Traffic Stop Leads to Trafficking Arrest after FL Keys Deputy finds 314 grams of Cocaine Hidden in Cookie Monster Doll ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 22, 2017

Routine Traffic Stop for Obscured License Plate results in Drug Trafficking Arrest after a FL Keys Deputy Sheriff Smells Marijuana, Conducts Search of Car and finds a Sesame Street Cookie Monster Doll with 314 grams of Cocaine secreted inside Meet 39 y/o Camus Lorenzo McNair of Key West, FL.  That’s his mug shot below… McNair…

MO Daycare Worker Duct Tapes a 4 y/o Girl to Chair, Posts Picture to Snapchat and Prompts DCF Investigation ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 21, 2017

Missouri DCFS contacts Parents after getting a hold of a Snapchat Picture of their 4 y/o Daughter Duct Taped to a Chair at her Daycare Center, Furious Parents want answers (and the Center closed) That, below, is (upon information and belief) a picture of a 4 y/o girl duct taped to a chair at Little…

Married Pastor is Arrested in Prostitution Sting Op after paying an Undercover Deputy Sheriff $80 for Sex ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 21, 2017

A 52 y/o Married TX Pastor gets Arrested in a Police Prostitution Sting Op after paying an Undercover Deputy Sheriff $80 for Sex Meet Pastor Eddie Hilburn.  That’s him below… Pastor Hilburn worked at The Woodlands First Baptist Church in Harris County, Texas. Pastor Hilburn is a married man (that’s his wife, Lisa, below right) with three children……

Dumb Criminal: FL Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft of his Cocaine and gets Arrested for Possession of Cocaine & Paraphernalia ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 18, 2017

FL Man Calls Cops to Report a Burglary and Theft – of his Cocaine from his Car from which he was Dealing – and when Responding Officers find both Powder and Crack Cocaine and Paraphernalia in his Car and attempt to take him into Custody he picks-up a gratuitous Resisting Arrest Charge Meet 35 y/o…

Woman Lies About having Breast Cancer and is caught after Co-Workers raised $17k to help with Chemo but she showed no Side-Effects ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

August 15, 2017

A Maine Woman who lied to her Employer and Co-Workers about having Breast Cancer and needing Treatment is caught and Indicted for Theft by Deception when she failed to exhibit any side-effects of Chemotherapy and Radiation, but only after they had held a Benefit and raised $17,000 to assist her with Medical Expenses  Meet 25…

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