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TN Corrections Officers find loaded gun inside of teenage woman’s vagina during booking process ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 12, 2015

Kingsport, TN corrections officers find loaded gun inside of teenage woman’s vagina during booking process Meet 19 y/o Dallas Archer.  That’s her below…. In April, 2014 Dallas was taken to jail after being arrested for driving with a suspended license, having been stopped for a traffic infraction in Kingsport, Tennessee.   Upon being booked young…

Toddler aged 3, is in critical condition after his mother’s boyfriend beat him for eating the last piece of cheesecake ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 12, 2015

Toddler aged 3, is in critical condition after his mother’s boyfriend beat him for eating the last piece of cheesecake As my incomparable girlfriend will testify, I take my cheesecake seriously. But apparently not nearly as seriously as 30 y/o Anthony Gullegde of Memphis, Tennessee (yes, that’s him below…). When Gulledge came home on Saturday…

Woman charged with DUI after driving erratically around Walmart parking lot drunk on VANILLA EXTRACT ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED or **MIAMIDUI

January 12, 2015

Woman charged with DUI after driving erratically around Walmart parking lot drunk on VANILLA EXTRACT Meet 46 y/o Carolyn Kessel:  That’s her below… Carolyn was arrested for DUI in Macedon, NY after being observed driving erratically around a Walmart parking lot. When the cops stopped her she claimed that she had gotten lost while trying…

Florida Firearm Laws: They’re kooky but if you have a gun then you must know them ~ NY Jet arrested in FL for gun charge ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 11, 2015

Florida Firearm Laws: They’re kooky but if you have a gun then you must know them (and if your are NY Jet in Florida, well, then all bets are off) On Friday, January 8th, 2015, NY Jet running back Chris Johnson was arrested for violating Florida gun laws after a traffic stop gone awry. In…

Indiana couple charged w/ Bestiality after posting images of the wife having sex w/ their pit bull named “Lucky” ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 11, 2015

Indiana couple charged with bestiality after posting video and stills of the wife performing sex acts with their pit bull named “Lucky” Meet Nikki Colleen Murphy-Johnson & her husband Jason Erin Johnson, a seemingly “normal” couple from Anderson, Indiana.  Yes, that’s them below….. And here they are again…. And here’s their pit bull “Lucky”… Lucky…

School accountant caught on video stuffing lunch money into a bag and her bra stole $1.845 million ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED

January 10, 2015

School accountant who was caught on video stuffing lunch money into a bag and her bra ($1.845 million over seven (7) years) is sentenced to five (5) years in prison Is it worth approximately $400,000.00 per year to spend five (5) years in prison?  Not for me it isn’t but that’s the real math for…

George Zimmerman Arrested AGAIN for 3rd Domestic Violence Incident Since Trayvon Acquittal ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 10, 2015

George Zimmerman is arrested for ‘aggravated assault with a weapon’ in domestic dispute – the THIRD time he has been held by cops since he was cleared of the Travon Martin killing Three is a charm. Unless you are George Zimmerman…  Remember him?  How could you forget? Below is is latest booking photo… Last night…

Epic Parenting FAIL! ~ Homeless Father & Son Arrested in Orlando Purse Snatching Spree ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 9, 2015

Epic Parenting FAIL! ~ Homeless Father & Son Arrested in Orlando Purse Snatching Spree Meet the Hendersons…. Yes, that’s them below….. Its very sad that they are homeless, reportedly having resided together in a car for a period of weeks prior to their alleged crime spree, but it’s even sadder that they chose to make…

Couple arrested after being caught ‘having sex on top of CAR in West Palm Beach, FL used car dealership lot ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

January 9, 2015

Couple arrested after being caught ‘having sex on top of van in West Palm Beach, FL used car dealership lot Meet 29 y/o Raymond Mitchell… that’s him below… And his cohort du jour, 18 y/o Erin Bird… that’s her below… And below is the “locus in quo” (i.e. the crime scene):  Mike’s Auto Sales, a…

Stripper and husband hatch escape plans in back of squad car that’s equipped with digital recording equipment ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED or **MIAMIDUI

January 9, 2015

Florida stripper who tried to slip an earring to handcuffed husband in back of of police car so he could pick lock and escape is sentenced to 18 months house arrest Meet 27 y/o Melissa Schneider.  Yes, that’s her below… And that is her husband, 25 y/o Jonathon Kokontis, cuffed and seated next to her…

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