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Oct 20, 2014

Extortion / Hacking / Hackers / iCloud / Nude Photos / Model / Celebrity / Computer Crimes / Sting Op / Rat / Snitches Get Stitches / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Madison Louch: Cute CA model turned de facto detective. Don’t mess with this chick! Madison Louch had her iCloud account hacked and was, like…

Oct 20, 2014

DUI / 3rd DUI / School Bus / School Bus Driver / Drink Driving / Driving Under the Influence / Driver History / Records / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Q: How does a guy with 2 PRIOR DUI’s pick up his 3rd while driving a school bus? A:  Apparently s/he puts in for…

Oct 20, 2014

Shoplifting / Theft / Retail Theft / Dallas Cowboys / Joseph Randle / Underwear / Gucci Guilty Black / MeUndies / Douche / Douchebag / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

What do you do with an NFL player who is caught shoplifting underwear? You sign him to am underwear endorsement deal, naturally…. Meet Dallas…

Oct 19, 2014

Lawyer Fees / Legal Fees / Case Dismissed / Do I Have to Pay My Lawyer? / Retainer Agreement / Attorney-Client Relationship / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq,. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Q:    Pulled over with no probable cause searched with no probable cause, arrested. Charges never filed, do I still pay my lawyer?Charges were…

Oct 19, 2014

Feces Covered Tip to Waitress / Battery With Bodily Waste / Aggravated Battery / Ball State / Dirty Money / Crappy Service / Crappy Tip / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Even the crappiest waiter / waitress does not deserve a crap covered tip…. Ball State U Footballers should focus on their own crappy stats…

Oct 19, 2014

Police Fail! / Police EPIC Fail! / DUI / Driving Under the Influence / Police DUI / Cop Arrested for DUI / Drinking and Driving / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Another Law Enforcement FAIL!…. Off duty Chi-town cop arrested for DUI, driving on wrong side of expressway. Danny Sevilla, 33 y/o, has been a…

Oct 19, 2014

Minors / Sex / Consent / Sexual Relations / Children / Teenagers / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Q:    Is it illegal for an 18 year old boy to be with a 15 year old girl?  We are 2 years and…

Oct 19, 2014

Arrest Notice in Mail / PTA / Promise to Appear / NTA / Notice to Appear / Arrest / Confession / Online Admission / AVVO / **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Q:   Can i get a public intoxication citation in the mail?  I was intoxicated and took a pumpkin from a lawn. A cop stopped…

Oct 19, 2014

Impounded Vehicle / Evidentiary Hold / Forfeiture / Innocent Third Party / Return of Property / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Q:    If someone was caught stealing and had my vehicle but i had no idea they were stealing what can i do to…

Oct 19, 2014

Probation / Probation Violation / New Offense / Driving With No License / Driving with No License while on Probation / VOP / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

Q:    Asking about probation.  I am on supervised probation and I got a citation for no operating license. Can my probation officer valid me…