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Naked Man is Arrested for Stealing Deputy’s Squad Car after Claiming that he had been Poisoned ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 9, 2015

Naked Man in New Mexico Roadway who Claims to have been Poisoned is Arrested after he Steals a Deputy’s Squad Car Meet 37 y/o Jesus Tarango.  That’s his mug shot below…. On July 4th, 2015 at approximately 11:00 pm a Curry County, New Mexico Sheriff’s Deputy responded to mile marker 3 along State Road 245 near Clovis…

Oregon Man is Tased 3x after Running from Cops & while Being Arrested for Masturbating with a Horse ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 9, 2015

Whoa Nelly:  OR Man Flees when Confronted by Cops, gets Tased 3x and then, while trying to Exclupate himself he makes an Incriminating Statement instead and essentially Admits to Masturbating both Himself and a Horse… Meet 56 y/o Glen Garbutt of Ronde, Oregon.   That’s his mug shot below…. Glen was arrested on June 28th,…

OH Woman is Arrested for “Misuse of 911” after calling Police to Complain about Chinese Restaurant ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 8, 2015

OH Woman is Arrested for “Misuse of 911” after calling Police to Complain about Chinese Restaurant Meet 44 y/o Tracey McCloud of Alliance, Ohio.  That is her mug shot below… On Monday, July 6th, 2015 at approximately 4:30 pm Tracey dialed 911 from the “New Moon Chinese Restaurant” and filed a formal complaint about both the…

Should you pay a “civil demand” from a retailer after you are caught shoplifting? ~ “Best Answer” on AVVO ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 8, 2015

Q:       What happens if you do not pay a civil recovery off?  After paying all court costs and fines that were required there was a notice from the store merchandise was taken from asking for $100 if paid before the 16th of that month and if not paid by then it would be…

How do you report a FL Judge for unethical conduct? ~ Chosen as “Best Answer” on AVVO ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 8, 2015

Q:     I want to report a judge. How? And where?  A location? Is it the large office by FIU. I think that is the appellate courts, I think. I just want to add that judges are not special nor are they Gods. Just a few months ago in Broward County, a judge got arrested and removed…

Darwin in Action: Moron is Killed by Gator after Ignoring Warning Signs & Swimming in TX Bayou ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 8, 2015

Darwinism in it’s Purest Form: Moron is Killed by 11 foot Gator after Ignoring Warning Signs, Taunting the Beast and then Jumping into it’s Texas Bayou Habitat Meet 28 y/o Tommie Woodward of Texas… That was (“was”) him below… Tommie can’t hear me because Tommie is no longer with us.  Tommy validated both Darwin’s “Natural Selection”…

Danish Folks are asked to Donate Urine for “Beercycling”, to Help make “New” Beer ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 6, 2015

“Beercycling”: Roskilde Festival-goers in Denmark are being asked to Donate their Urine which will be used to Help make Beer for the 2017 Event Check out “Roskilde”, Europe’s largest music festival, held in Zealand, Denmark and which is going on now with performers which include Florence and the Machine, Sir Paul McCartney and Pharrell Williams. Only…

Deranged Florida Woman is Arrested for Throwing 4 Kittens out of her Moving SUV ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 6, 2015

Deranged Florida Woman is Arrested for Throwing 4 Kittens out of her Moving SUV Meet 39 y/o Veronica Gordon.  Sadly, but not unpredictably, she’s a Floridian.  That’s her mug shot below… At approximately 11.45 am on Friday, July 3rd, 2015, this piece of human filth (yes, Veronica Gordon is nothing more than flesh coated f’ing garbage posing…

Army Sgt seeking a “Portrait” is Arrested in NoCar Shopping Mall with Assault Rifle, Ammo & Bulletproof Vest ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq,. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 5, 2015

Army Soldier Sparks Panic by Carrying Assault Rrifle, Ammo & Bulletproof Vest through NoCar Shopping Mall Meet 25 y/o U.S. Army Sergeant Bryan Scott Wolfinger.  That’s his mug shot below… Apparently Bry is not the brightest bulb on the tree (which begs the questions a) why the world’s most powerful entity, the U.S. Army, would bump…

What are the consequences of stealing Pokemon from Walgreens? ~ “Best Answer” on AVVO ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 5, 2015

Q:     A friend of mine was caught stealing Pokemon cards at Walgreen’s. The manager told him to get out of the store and that if he did he wasn’t going to call the police.  Can he get persecuted and what other consequences can he face? A:      Chosen as “Best Answer” by Asker!…

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