Month: October 2014
Sex Ad / Craig’s List / Sex for Money / Email / Motel 6 / Escorts / Hookers / Prostitution / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: John Doe responds to an ad on Craig’s List clearly indicating sex for money. Is he in legal trouble? JD conversed a little via email, but got cold feet and replied, and this is a direct quote,” I will pay you two or three hundred for a lap dance. After that, if you like…
Pedophile / Snitch / Rat / FBI / Computer / Exploitation of Minors / Child Porn / Destruction of Evidence / Tampering with Evidence / Michael A. Haber, ESq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Teacher / Sound Engineer / Pedophile Gets Ratted Out By the Computer Tech that he hired to Wipe his Hard Drive. Meet James Rivers, a 57 y/o audio engineer, veteran rock group tourer and 26 year audio class teacher at the Art Institute of Seattle…. oh yeah, how could I forget, he’s also a degenerate…
Self Defense / Stand Your Ground / Fight / Mutual Combat / Who was the Aggressor / Defend Yourself / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Is it illegal to push someone away if they got in your face? Someone got in my face and i was afraid she was going to hit me, so i told her to get out of my face and she hit me. We got into a fight, and i was trying to slap…
DUI / Driving Under the Influence / Police Discretion / Not Arrested / Cop Called Employer / Civil Rights / Civil Rights Violation / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Have my civil rights been violated? In a random traffic stop, I was given a PBT and my BAC was below the legal limit so no DUI charge was given. The trooper later told my employer I had traces of alcohol on my breath resulting in termination of employment. Does this violate my…
DUI / Driving Under the Influence / Defenses / Appeals / Time Limits / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: I got pulled over for following to closely. I was arrested because I failed the field sobriety test because of having Multiple sclerosis. I just had a pipe in my car. I had a public defender that helped me as much as a goat could. The judge suspended my license for a year along…
Extortion / Hacking / Hackers / iCloud / Nude Photos / Model / Celebrity / Computer Crimes / Sting Op / Rat / Snitches Get Stitches / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Madison Louch: Cute CA model turned de facto detective. Don’t mess with this chick! Madison Louch had her iCloud account hacked and was, like many celebrities / actors / actresses as of late, extorted by a computer criminal. In early September, 2014 Madison was contacted by her alleged hacker, believed to be a Canadian citizen…
DUI / 3rd DUI / School Bus / School Bus Driver / Drink Driving / Driving Under the Influence / Driver History / Records / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: How does a guy with 2 PRIOR DUI’s pick up his 3rd while driving a school bus? A: Apparently s/he puts in for work in Massachusetts, with the Hopkinton High School, like 59 y/o Robert E. Murphy. It is unknown whether ‘ole Bobby was boozing, doping or both, but, as he was driving the…
Shoplifting / Theft / Retail Theft / Dallas Cowboys / Joseph Randle / Underwear / Gucci Guilty Black / MeUndies / Douche / Douchebag / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
What do you do with an NFL player who is caught shoplifting underwear? You sign him to am underwear endorsement deal, naturally…. Meet Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle. That’s him in the middle, carrying all of those Seahawks defenders down field for forward yardage. Last year he signed a 4-year 2.35 million (yes, that’s…
Lawyer Fees / Legal Fees / Case Dismissed / Do I Have to Pay My Lawyer? / Retainer Agreement / Attorney-Client Relationship / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq,. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Pulled over with no probable cause searched with no probable cause, arrested. Charges never filed, do I still pay my lawyer?Charges were never filed and case has been dismissed. I payed my lawyer $1000 retaining fee and another $1000 towards upcoming possible court appearances but the charges were dropped no information was filed…
Feces Covered Tip to Waitress / Battery With Bodily Waste / Aggravated Battery / Ball State / Dirty Money / Crappy Service / Crappy Tip / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Even the crappiest waiter / waitress does not deserve a crap covered tip…. Ball State U Footballers should focus on their own crappy stats (1-5) and not “dirty money”… Smile boys, your team sucks almost as bad as your judgment. Wtf were you thinking? I know: It wasn’t me…”; but you were all together and…
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