Month: November 2014
Colorado State University Freshman Makes “Bluto” Look Like a Pansy / Mollies & Cocaine Do Not Mix / Stick to Pot / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Epic College FAIL! Colorado College Student Passes on Pot and Opts for Mollies and Cocaine…. Talk About a “Bad Trip” Meet 18-year-old Stefan Sortland, a (likely former) Colorado State University student who was so banged up on Mollies and Cocaine after a Halloween party that he decided to hop into a running ambulance and head out on the…
PURE EVIL / Man Ties Bowling Ball Bag with Bowling Ball & Large Rock Around Border Collie’s Neck & Throws Her in River to Drown / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Sick F’ing {alleged} Human who Brutally Murdered Border Collie & Fled is Caught! Take a look at the face of evil: That is 47 y/o William Meek who, if anyone ever did, deserves a little Machiavelli-styled poetic eye-for-an-eye justice (Chuck Norris can impose sentence as well…). It is alleged that William had taken possession of…
Dressed for Arrest / Meth Arrest in “I Love Crystal Meth” T-Shirt / Epic FAIL! / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Another Genius who was Appropriately, er, make that Inappropriately “Dressed for Arrest”… Meet 37 y/o Deborah Delane Asher, Kentucky native. That’s a close-up of her below: Debbie was arrested on Tuesday, November 4th, 2014 by the Laurel County Sheriff’s Department on various drug charges involving methamphetamine. The kicker? Her shirt…. Yup. I sh*t you not.…
Drunk Fool Keeps 911 Dispatcher on Phone for 6 Minutes to Ask Her Out on a Date / Misuse of 911 / FS 365.172(14) / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Reason # 147 why Marijuana is less dangerous than Booze: Take a look at Stephen Ramsey, yes that’s him below…. Apparently Stephen, lonely and drunk, thought it an appropriate emergency to seek companionship / a date by dialing 911 and asking his operator out. Stephen, danged up and booze-fueled, called 911 not once, not twice…
AWOL Lawyer / Lawyer Gone Missing / Client Left in the Dark / Bad Lawyer / Bad Lawyering / The Florida Bar / Grievance / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: My attorney’s office number has been disconnected temporarily and he is not answering his cell what are my options? I was placed on probation in a state I do not live in, my attorney said he put in a motion for administrative probation since my emergency transfer was denied. I’ve been on probation…
Judges / Judicial Power / Indigent Defendant / Private Counsel / Withdrawal by Counsel / Court Appointed Counsel / Nutty Judges / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Can a Florida Judge force an indigent defendant to retain private counsel? The case is in Florida. My brother recently had a hearing in which both he and his Lawyer petitioned the court to allow the Lawyer to withdraw from the case. The Lawyer is a private attorney not a public defender. My…
Purchaser of Foreclosed Florida Home Gets More Than He Bargained For…. Wow! / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Purchaser of Foreclosed Florida Property Gets More Than He Bargained For… On Tuesday, November 5th, 2014, 61 y/o William Wilson bought a Cape Coral, Florida home in a foreclosure auction for $96,000.00. That’s the faded pink house below: Prior to purchasing the home he had seen the house from the outside, noticing its overgrown lawn…
PD / Public Defender / Ineffective Assistance of Counsel / Ineffective Representation / Changing PDs / New Lawyer / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: How to request a new Public Defender? The PD (Public defender) I’ve been assigned has NOT assisted in my case AT ALL. I’ve been told I have until Thursday morning to accept a plea I’ve been offered. I explained to my PD that I have not been able to see all the evidence…
Speedy Trial / Time Frame for Filing Charges / Expiration of Speedy Trial / Window of Recapture / FRCrimP 3.191 / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: How long does the state of Florida have to file charges from the day of arrest on a felony case for driving while license suspended habitual? A: PRO Criminal Defense Attorney – Miami, FL Contributor Level 20 EmailVisit website
Appellate Bond / Bond Pending Appeal / Federal Court / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Can someone be released on bond after being sentenced in the federal court awaiting appeal? Father in law found guilty on securities fraud and conspiracy and sentenced to 75 months in Miami. He wants to try and get an appeal bond while awaiting his appeal? Is this possible? A: PRO Criminal…
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