Month: November 2014
Police Prostitution Sting Nets “$3.00 & a 3-Piece Chicken” John / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED
Police Sting Ops…. You Never Know what they will Net. Meet Stephen Torres, yes, that’s him below: As if its not embarrassing enough to be popped in a police prostitution sting ‘ole Stephen managed to make it an even more embarrassing experience. “How?”, you ask. An excellent question. Stephen offered an undercover Sanford, FL police…
Inattentive Drug Smuggler Gets Herself Caught at Border Crossing After Having Been Cleared to Drive Through / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Definitely nor “THE Messiah”, but quite possibly the dumbest drug smuggler ever. Meet 33 y/o Sylvia Mashiah. Yes, that’s her smiling face below: On Monday, November 3rd, 2014 at approximately 7:45 pm Sylvia drove her 2006 Ford Focus through the “Otay Mesa Port of Entry”, a border crossing between Tijuana and San Diego. Sylvia made…
Spry 81 y/o Haza Steals Thousands of Sunburst Tangerines & is Caught by Random Police Fly-by / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Sunburst Tangerines are Irresistably Delicious, but they’re not worth going to jail. Meet 81 y/o Herman Southall. Yes, that’s him below: Apparently ‘ole Herman is a spry 81. He’s spry because he managed to pick literally thousands upon thousands of sunburst tangerines from a central Florida grove, load them into 11 trucks and then sell…
“Super Creep” Abducts 5 y/o Girl, Returns to Father before Fleeing, then meets K-9… / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
“Super Creep” steals 5 y/o girl from Utah residence but hands her back to extremely lucky father who happened to wake and catch him before he fled the area. Meet 47 y/o “super creep” Troy Morley. Yes that is him below: Apart from a pair of DUIs Troy has no documented criminal history, especially insofar…
Drunk & Naked Man Rides the NY Subway /Lewd Conduct / Exposure of Sexual Organs / Disorderly Intoxication / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
On the plus side of NOT having decent public transportation in Miami….. Check out this guy: He was photographed on a Thursday evening at about 8:30 pm on a NY subway train where he reportedly rode, sipping a bottle of Jack Daniels, seemingly oblivious to both the facts that a) he was butt naked (save…
When Pulled Over in FL Provide Driver License, Proof of Insurance and Vehicle Registration, and NOTHING ELSE! / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: IN FL WHEN BEING STOPPED BY A COP IS IT ILLEGAL TO NOT SHOW YOUR LICENSE OR REGISTRATION, RATHER GIVE YOUR NAME /ADDRESS ORALLY? IN FL WHEN BEING STOPPED BY A COP IS IT ILLEGAL TO NOT SHOW YOUR LICENSE OR REGISTRATION, RATHER GIVE YOUR NAME /ADDRESS ORALLY? Giving that showing your license…
Open Container Violation / Out-Of-State Resident Arrested / Proceeding in Absentia / Permission to Leave State During Pendency of Case / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq/ **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Got a ticket in Tpa, Ybor City for open container. Live in California. What can I expect? Can I pay ticket & get this erased? I thought this was ok when I used to go there. I moved 3 moths ago for work to California. Officer said the law changed 3 months ago.…
Criminal Charges / Cops / State Attorneys / Variance in Charges / Theft v. Robbery / Victims / Testimonial Evidence / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: How can the state add a charge that wasn’t in the police report? It was a petty theft. They added Robbery With a Weapon after his first appearance. He had a pocket knife on him (that never left his pocket) and also had aggravated assault even though he never touched the guy that…
Careless Driving / Trial / Evidence / Cross-Examination / Traffic Court / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Am I allowed to file a motion to dismiss a traffic citation for careless driving in Volusia County, Florida? I was cited for careless driving because my tires lost traction while waiting to advance at a stop sign. The officer also wrote “careless driving, spinning tires” on the citation. A light drizzle of…
Theft / Burglary / Juveniles / Resisting Arrest / Arguing with Cops / PTI / Diversion / Sentencing / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: What is the process for a first offense burglary? My 19yr son is being charged with burglary for taking a bike. He and friends went into someone’s backyard and they were home and saw the kids and called police. He then got into an argument with the police about them being there and…
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