Month: November 2014

Even Professionals Make Mistakes: In this case a Davie, FL Cop Accidentally Shot Himself in the Foot after Dinner / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 17, 2014

Even Professionals Make Mistakes:  In this case a Davie, FL Cop Accidentally Shot Himself in the Foot after Dinner Davie, FL Police Officer Maiker Sanchez had a nice dinner with family and friends, right up to the point where he accidentally shot himself in the foot. No that’s neither Maiker nor what happened, but what…

The DEA, NFL and the Players’ Association… They All Suck (though somehow American football remains the best sport ever) / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 17, 2014

The DEA, NFL and the Players’ Association… They All Suck (though somehow American football remains the best sport ever) So 3 “visiting” NFL teams have had surprise “inspections” by the DEA in as many weeks.  Why? According to the DEA, it is in direct resposne to the NFL players’ lawsuits and complaints about mishandling of…

Man Orders Pizza as a Rouse to Rob the Delivery Man with a BB Gun – Another Dumb Florida Criminal now facing Life in Prison / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 16, 2014

Man Orders Pizza as a Rouse to Rob the Delivery Man with a BB Gun – Another Dumb Florida Criminal now facing Life in Prison. Meet 26 y/o Joseph Wantz of West Boca Raton, Florida. Yup, that’s him below: Joe is in custody in custody in Palm Beach County on non-bondable offenses. charged with armed…

When Lawyers Go (way, way) Wrong… Denial of Bond and Why Everyone Needs Independent Legal Representation / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 15, 2014

When Lawyers Go (way, way) Wrong… Denial of Bond and Why Everyone Needs Independent Legal Representation Meet Andrew and Alicia Schmuhl of Fairfax, VA.  That is their mug shots below: They are both being held in custody on the most serious of charges, without bond.  Admittedly I know know nothing about VA law or procedure…

“You can’t arrest me. I’m the Cake Boss!” – Um, yeah, right. See you at Central Booking Cup Cake! / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 14, 2014

“You can’t arrest me. I’m the Cake Boss!” – Um, yeah, right. See you at Central Booking Cup Cake! Buddy Valastro, a/k/a TLC’s “Cake Boss”, was arrested for DUI in NYC yesterday.  That’s him below (although I don’t suspect that he looked quite so, “glam” and on top of the world in his booking photo,…

You sunk my Battleship? I’ll F’ing Kill You!!!! – Unless GPS technology saves your life… Drat, Drats, and Double Drat! / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 14, 2014

You sunk my Battleship? I’ll F’ing Kill You!!!! – Unless GPS technology saves your life…. Drat, Drats, and Double Drat! John Richard Valenzuela, a 68 y/o Utah resident, is in custody charged with “unlawful detention involving domestic violence” (in FL we call this “false imprisonment”), aggravated assault involving domestic violence, criminal mischief involving domestic violence,…

Couple Carjack & Kill Reverend & are Caught Joyriding in his Stolen Car after posting Selfies on Facebook / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 12, 2014

When it comes time for sentencing Judges consider the totality of the circumstances, including your post-crime behavior Meet 24 y/o Lashonda Williams and 23 y/o Roger Reed.  Yes, that’s the happy couple below: There they are again, all kissy and loving… a model of happiness. Taking a car ride, enjoying the day, having a cigar….…

Pregnant Beggar with “Please Help” sign gets to and from Panhandling Spots in Mercedes and May Live in $2,500.00/mo Apartment / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 12, 2014

To give is better than to receive; Unless you are being swindled into giving under false pretenses…. Melissa Smith, a San Diego, CA resident is a giving person, so when she observed a seemingly pregnant woman with a young boy at her side she gave them money.  In fact she gave them money, consistently over…

Marriage / Bigamy / Fraud / Man Leaves 1st Wife for 2nd, then 2nd for 3rd then Lies about Marital Status / Karma / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 12, 2014

2 things about Karma: 1) She’s a b*tch and 2) She’s usually a b*tch only because of your own selfish, stupid, actions. Meet 48 y/o Karen Marx.  Yes, that’s her below: Karen is, by all accounts, a loving mom, a caring daughter and an overly dedicated wife.  If she has a failing then it’s her…

Subpoenaed for Deposition by Co-Defendant’s Lawyer / Nolle Pros / Statute of Limitations / Recharging / Refiling / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 12, 2014

Q:     My Co-defendant’s case is still pending but mine has been Nolle Prossed. I was subpoena to deposition for his, do i have to talk In florida. I plead not guilty and did not agree to plea deal. A:     PRO Criminal Defense Attorney – Miami, FL Contributor Level 20 EmailVisit website Helpful vote Answered about…

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