Month: July 2015

Should you pay a “civil demand” from a retailer after you are caught shoplifting? ~ “Best Answer” on AVVO ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 8, 2015

Q:       What happens if you do not pay a civil recovery off?  After paying all court costs and fines that were required there was a notice from the store merchandise was taken from asking for $100 if paid before the 16th of that month and if not paid by then it would be…

How do you report a FL Judge for unethical conduct? ~ Chosen as “Best Answer” on AVVO ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 8, 2015

Q:     I want to report a judge. How? And where?  A location? Is it the large office by FIU. I think that is the appellate courts, I think. I just want to add that judges are not special nor are they Gods. Just a few months ago in Broward County, a judge got arrested and removed…

Darwin in Action: Moron is Killed by Gator after Ignoring Warning Signs & Swimming in TX Bayou ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 8, 2015

Darwinism in it’s Purest Form: Moron is Killed by 11 foot Gator after Ignoring Warning Signs, Taunting the Beast and then Jumping into it’s Texas Bayou Habitat Meet 28 y/o Tommie Woodward of Texas… That was (“was”) him below… Tommie can’t hear me because Tommie is no longer with us.  Tommy validated both Darwin’s “Natural Selection”…

Danish Folks are asked to Donate Urine for “Beercycling”, to Help make “New” Beer ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 6, 2015

“Beercycling”: Roskilde Festival-goers in Denmark are being asked to Donate their Urine which will be used to Help make Beer for the 2017 Event Check out “Roskilde”, Europe’s largest music festival, held in Zealand, Denmark and which is going on now with performers which include Florence and the Machine, Sir Paul McCartney and Pharrell Williams. Only…

Deranged Florida Woman is Arrested for Throwing 4 Kittens out of her Moving SUV ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 6, 2015

Deranged Florida Woman is Arrested for Throwing 4 Kittens out of her Moving SUV Meet 39 y/o Veronica Gordon.  Sadly, but not unpredictably, she’s a Floridian.  That’s her mug shot below… At approximately 11.45 am on Friday, July 3rd, 2015, this piece of human filth (yes, Veronica Gordon is nothing more than flesh coated f’ing garbage posing…

Army Sgt seeking a “Portrait” is Arrested in NoCar Shopping Mall with Assault Rifle, Ammo & Bulletproof Vest ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq,. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 5, 2015

Army Soldier Sparks Panic by Carrying Assault Rrifle, Ammo & Bulletproof Vest through NoCar Shopping Mall Meet 25 y/o U.S. Army Sergeant Bryan Scott Wolfinger.  That’s his mug shot below… Apparently Bry is not the brightest bulb on the tree (which begs the questions a) why the world’s most powerful entity, the U.S. Army, would bump…

What are the consequences of stealing Pokemon from Walgreens? ~ “Best Answer” on AVVO ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 5, 2015

Q:     A friend of mine was caught stealing Pokemon cards at Walgreen’s. The manager told him to get out of the store and that if he did he wasn’t going to call the police.  Can he get persecuted and what other consequences can he face? A:      Chosen as “Best Answer” by Asker!…

ATTN SoFlo Boaters: Enhanced 4th of July Speed Regulations & BUI Saturation Patrols are in effect ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. # 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 4, 2015

ATTN SoFlo Boaters: Enhanced 4th of July Speed Regulations & BUI Saturation Patrols are in effect.  (If you are a SoFlo boater and plan on enjoying the holiday on the water then please read this blog post!) That below is the “face” of marine law enforcement in SoFlo, and they WILL be out on the…

Ex-CNN Anchor is Attacked by Gunman in her Motel-6 Room but is saved by her Husband who Shot the Robber Dead ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 3, 2015

Ex-CNN Anchor is Attacked by Gunman in her Motel-6 Room but is saved by her Husband who Shot the Robber Dead This is one of those “you’ve got to see it to believe it” stories…  Lynne Russell, now 68, anchored CNN’s Headline News from 1986 – 2001 and was attacked by a gunman who tried to…

NY Murder DefendantPunches his Lawyer in the Face after being found Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

July 3, 2015

NY Murder Defendant Proves that he’s Insane when he Punches his Lawyer in the Face in Court after being found Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity Meet 31 y/o Alejandro Morales of Manhattan.  That’s him below… On Wednesday, July 1st, 2015 Morales was acquitted by a NY jury of murder charges. He was found not guilty…

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