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Jul 9, 2015
Naked Man in New Mexico Roadway who Claims to have been Poisoned is Arrested after he Steals a Deputy’s Squad Car Meet 37 y/o Jesus…
Jul 9, 2015
Whoa Nelly: OR Man Flees when Confronted by Cops, gets Tased 3x and then, while trying to Exclupate himself he makes an Incriminating Statement…
Jul 8, 2015
OH Woman is Arrested for “Misuse of 911” after calling Police to Complain about Chinese Restaurant Meet 44 y/o Tracey McCloud of Alliance, Ohio. That…
Jul 8, 2015
Q: What happens if you do not pay a civil recovery off? After paying all court costs and fines that were required…
Jul 8, 2015
Q: I want to report a judge. How? And where? A location? Is it the large office by FIU. I think that is the…
Jul 8, 2015
Darwinism in it’s Purest Form: Moron is Killed by 11 foot Gator after Ignoring Warning Signs, Taunting the Beast and then Jumping into it’s…
Jul 6, 2015
“Beercycling”: Roskilde Festival-goers in Denmark are being asked to Donate their Urine which will be used to Help make Beer for the 2017 Event…
Jul 6, 2015
Deranged Florida Woman is Arrested for Throwing 4 Kittens out of her Moving SUV Meet 39 y/o Veronica Gordon. Sadly, but not unpredictably, she’s a…
Jul 5, 2015
Army Soldier Sparks Panic by Carrying Assault Rrifle, Ammo & Bulletproof Vest through NoCar Shopping Mall Meet 25 y/o U.S. Army Sergeant Bryan Scott Wolfinger.…
Jul 5, 2015
Q: A friend of mine was caught stealing Pokemon cards at Walgreen’s. The manager told him to get out of the store and…
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