Month: September 2015

Underage and Drunk University of Iowa Chi Omega Sorority “Leader” is Arrested for Peeing on the Floor at a Frozen Yogurt Shop ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 19, 2015

Underage and Drunk University of Iowa Chi Omega Sorority “Leader” is Arrested for Peeing on the Floor at a Frozen Yogurt Shop Meet 20 y/o Jestine Rands, a sorority “leader “at the University of Iowa Chapter of Chi Omega.  That’s her with her “sisters” below…. On Saturday, September 12th, 2015, Jes was arrested a single count of…

Woman is Arrested for “Malicious Castration” after causing Permanent Injury by biting her Boyfriend’s Scrotum ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 16, 2015

Holy Domestic Disputes!  Woman is Arrested for “Malicious Castration” after causing Permanent Injury by biting her Boyfriend’s Scrotum Martinne Delavega (her mug shot is pictured below), a 51 y/o mother who resides in Onslow County, North Carolina was arrested on Wednesday, September 10th, 2015 and charged with “malicious castration” after biting down on her boyfriend’s testicles…

Parenting FAIL! Couple Kill Teen by Alcohol Poisoning while Trying to Teach Him Lesson in Drinking ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 16, 2015

Parenting FAIL!   WY Couple Sought to Teach Teen Boy a Lesson by Making him Drink Alcohol Until he Got Sick, Instead he Died of Alcohol Poisoning with a BAC .587 and the Adults were Charged with Involuntary Manslaughter Sixteen (16) y/o Kendal Balls (pictured below) died from alcohol poisoning on July 7th, 2015 in…

1st Amendment B*tches: Man Sues NY Town when He’s Arrested for Cursing them out on his Speeding Ticket Payment Form ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 16, 2015

1st Amendment B*tches:  Connecticut Man Sues NY Town for Violating Civil Rights when He’s Arrested for Cursing them out in Writing on his Speeding Ticket Payment Form Liberty, NY….  It’s in Sullivan, County, about 100 miles Northwest of Manhattan and, per the 2010 census it has a population round about 9,885.  Apparently they like to…

West Palm Beach, FL Passes Civil Citation in Lieu of Arrest Ordinance for Misdemeanor Marijuana Possession ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 16, 2015

West Palm Beach, FL has added itself to the Growing List of Jurisdictions where Folks can receive a Civil Citation in Lieu of Arrest for Misdemeanor Marijuana Possession On Tuesday, September 15th, 2015, the City of West Palm Beach, Florida passed an ordinance which permits law enforcement to issue $100.00 civil citations in lieu of…

Fugitive Sex Predator is Arrested & Pops Sodium Cyanide Pill while in Police Car to avoid return to Prison ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 16, 2015

Fugitive Sexual Predator is Arrested & Considerately Saves Taxpayer’s Money by Popping a Sodium Cyanide Capsule while in the Back Seat of a Police Squad Car Meet 51 y/o Robert Lindsay.  That’s him below… As authorities searched for him in an effort to serve a probation warrant for his failure to register as a sexual predator in Maryland…

Reckless Qatar Driver caught in Beverly Hills High Speed Race involving “Super Cars” Claims Diplomatic Immunity ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 15, 2015

Diplomatic Douche-Baggery:   Reckless Qatar Driver caught in Beverly Hills High Speed Race involving “Super Cars” Claims Diplomatic Immunity For many folks their knowledge of “diplomatic immunity” is limited to the Mel Gibson / Danny Glover flick “Lethal Weapon 2″… But diplomatic immunity is real, has existed for more than fifty (50) years and has been…

Jealous Ex-Wife is Arrested for Contempt of Court when she Violates Court Order to Stay Off Social Media ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 15, 2015

Social Media / Domestic Restraining Order / Self-Control FAIL! Jealous Ex-Wife Takes Rants and Threats to Facebook gets Arrested for Contempt of Court for Violating Court Order to Stay Off Social Media Josh Resnick is a managing partner at Jericho Capital, a Manhattan hedge fund, and was first married to Nirit Resnick Varenbut.  They (pictured below) were…

Sex-tortion / Social Media Fail! John Daly’s Ex-Wife Arrest 4 Posting Nude Photos of his Fiance to Facebook ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 15, 2015

Sex-tortion: Golf Pro John Daly’s ex-Wife Surrenders on Arrest Warrant for Threatening to Post Nude Photos of John’s new Squeeze on Social Media John Daly…. He won the PGA Championship in his first year on the PGA tour in 1991. He also won the British Open in 1995 and he has won five (5) PGA tournaments overall.…

Texting FAIL! FL Man Mistakenly Texts Police Captain Looking for his Drug Dealer & gets Himself Arrested in Impromptu Drug Sting ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

September 13, 2015

Texting FAIL!  FL Man Who Mistakenly Texted Police Captain Looking for his Drug Dealer gets Himself Arrested in Impromptu Drug Sting Meet 29 y/o William Lamberson.  That’s his mug shot below… Wild Bill fell victim to his own “texting FAIL!” when, while trying to reach out to his dope dealer, he mistakenly texted Captain Brian Bergen (pictured…

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