Month: September 2015

Have it Your Way… Just Kindly Keep your Penis Inside of your Pants – Man Exposes Himself and Masturbates in FL Burger King Meet 33 y/o Jefferson King (mug shot below)… a man with some, er, issues…. West Palm Beach, Florida Police arrested King at a Burger King after he continued to expose and touch himself…

Fundamental Unfairness:  GA Judge Threatens to Jail Indigent Motorists Unless they Pony-Up Cash… What’s Worse is there’s no Record of the Proceedings… There is no such thing as a “debtor’s prison” in the United States (or at least there is not supposed to be), but, then again, there is also supposed to be fundamental fairness…

Public Elementary School Head Custodian Enters 12 y/o Student’s Home and is Arrested for Lewd Act on the Girl in her Bedroom One should never judge a book by it’s cover, unless of course you either subscribe to the school of “anthropological criminology” or are Cesare Lombroso himself (that’s Cesare below)… Cesare lived from 1835 – 1903.…

TSA Agent Arrested for Stealing a Passenger’s $7,000.00 Diamond Watch from a Plastic Bin at a Security Checkpoint at JFK Airport On August 26th, 2015, Bindoo Ahluwalia, a passenger traversing a TSA checkpoint at NY’s JFK Airport, removed his Diamond Master watch from his wrist, placed it in a plastic bin and proceeded to go through…

Holy Fugitives!   While Trooper is Distracted Woman Hops in Squad Car and Drives off with her Handcuffed Husband in the Back Seat The family that plays together stays together…. or something like that… In this case rather than a Alaskan husband “going for the ride” for a relatively simple warrant for failure to attend…

Holy Self-Incrimination:   GA Motorist Hands a Cop a “Thank You {for giving me a Speeding Ticket}” Note after Receiving a Speeding Ticket When it comes to police-citizen encounters I always advise folks to keep their mouths shut.  It is almost universally true that there is precious little that you can say to help yourself…

Epic Burglary FAIL!   Bumbling NJ Burglar Butt-Dials 911 while Discussing his Nefarious Plans and Solid Police Investigative Work Leads to his Arrest Meet 42 y/o Scott Robert Esser of Elizabeth, New Jersey.  That’s his mug shot below.    Back on July 27th, 2015, in the ultimate act of self-incrimination, a 911 call was placed by Esser and recorded by…

Smuggling FAIL!:   Another Bra-Stuffing Cocaine Smuggler is Busted by ICE at Fort Lauderdale / Hollywood International Airport Smuggling FAIL!… A Jamaican woman, whose name has not been released, was taken into custody at Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport for smuggling 2.7 pounds of cocaine in her bra.  The details haven’t been released other than…

Parents Turn Teen-aged Son into Police after Seeing him on News in Surveillance Footage and Learning that he is Wanted in “Brutal Attack on Woman” Imagine being a parent, a mother, of a nineteen (19) y/o kid who graduated high school, attends college, works at night and is, by all reasonably measurable means, a “good”…

“Devil’s Breath”:  A former CIA “truth serum” which was also used in Nazi experiments, has resurfaced: 3 Women were Arrested in Europe for “Blowing” it into Victim’s Faces to make them “Compliant” for Robbery The “Borrachero” (which means ‘the drunkard’) tree grows throughout northern parts of South America, has a beautiful white flower which akin to…