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Jun 30, 2016
Social Media FAIL! Douche Baggerous 23 y/o Defaces Rocks at Seven National Parks with Paint and Markers, then Boasts of her Graffiti on Instagram,…
Jun 29, 2016
Sequoia National Park Posts an Apology Letter on it’s Facebook Page from Contrite Thief who Stole, and then Returned, a Pine Cone from “The…
Jun 28, 2016
Founding Fathers FAIL! Former College Baseball Player is Arrested by DEA for Trafficking in MDMA & Marijuana and leads Agents to almost $2Mil in…
Jun 27, 2016
Q: I can’t go to court hearing because I’m outside USA and haven’t been served, what’s gonna happen when I come back? Can…
Jun 27, 2016
Epic Parenting FAIL! After Confessing and Ratting out 4 Men, a 52 y/o NoCar Mom is Sentenced to 20 years in Prison for Prostituting…
Jun 24, 2016
Democratic Louisiana Governor Signs First in the Nation “Blue Lives Matter” Bill making LA the first State in the US to make Targeting Police…
Jun 23, 2016
West Virginia Mother is Arrested for Child Abuse after Punching her 15 y/o Son in the Face for Ordering the Wrong Burrito at Taco…
Jun 21, 2016
Drunk and 6 Months Pregnant 23 y/o who was Driving on a Suspended License for a DUI was Arrested for Gross Vehicular Manslaughter after…
Jun 20, 2016
Israeli Man Files in Haifa Court seeking a Restraining Order against God claiming that the Almighty had “exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him”…
Jun 17, 2016
FL Man is Arrested for Theft after being caught Trying to steal a Baby Python from a Pet Store by putting it in his…
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