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Mar 28, 2015

Bank Robbery Epic FAIL! ~ Drunk would-be Bank Robber caught lounging in manager’s office ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Bank Robbery Epic FAIL! ~ Drunk would-be Bank Robber is caught lounging in manager’s office, Tased and charged with petty theft for not paying…

Mar 27, 2015

Ohio Mom Barters her 11 y/o Daughter in 3+ Month-long “Sex for Heroin” Transaction ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Ohio Mom Barters her 11 y/o Daughter in 3+ Month-long “Sex for Heroin” Transaction Meet 30 y/o Cincinnati mom April Cocoron, pictured below…. Actually…

Mar 27, 2015

Bank Customer foils Bank Robbery by Detaining Robber at Gunpoint until Cops Arrive ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Bank Customer foils Bank Robbery by Detaining Robber at Gunpoint until Cops Arrive Meet Mark Matchem, a 25 y/o Chicagoan.  That’s him below, posing…

Mar 27, 2015

Police K-9 sniffs out 44 lbs. of crystal meth & is hospitalized from inhaling meth fumes ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Police K-9 sniffs out 44 lbs. of crystal meth & is hospitalized from inhaling meth fumes Meet Barney, an eleven (11) y/o Labrador mix…

Mar 26, 2015

Former “Real Miami Housewife” Arrested; Cops claim DWLS She claims Cockroaches ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Miami “Real Housewife” ex-Star Fizzles out after alleged Cockroach Inspired Arrest Meet Ana Quincoces, a former member of “The Real Housewives of Miami” cast.  That’s…

Mar 26, 2015

Off Duty New Jersey Cop & Presumed Repeat Drink Driver, Kills 2 & Severely Injures Another ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Off Duty New Jersey Cop, who is a Presumed Repeat Drink Driver, this time Kills 2 & Severely Injures Another Meet 27 y/o (pretty…

Mar 26, 2015

FL Woman Arrested for Elder Abuse After Boca Raton Dog Poop Dispute ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Florida woman upset about neighbor’s dog feces on her lawn takes (fecal) matter into her own hands, and then smears it onto her elderly…

Mar 25, 2015

FL Couple Caught Having Sex in a Car in front of a Daycare Group at a Playground ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

FL Couple Caught Having Sex in a Car in front of a Daycare Group at a Playground Meet 38 y/o Shane Johnson.  Yes that’s…

Mar 25, 2015

Man Arrested 4 Skipping Jury Duty 11 times when he goes to Courthouse seeking Child Support Relief ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

He who seeketh relief from his court ordered child support aughtn’t skip out on jury duty… 11 times! Meet 32 y/o Owen Fazenbaker III, of…

Mar 25, 2015

Fugitive sends out a Snapchat Photo during a Police Search and Pinpoints his own Location ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

Fugitive sends out a Snapchat Photo during a Police Search and Pinpoints his own Location The Somerset County Sheriff’s Office had been looking for…