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Statutory Rape / Sexual Battery / Lewd & Lascivious / Child Pregnancy / Age Limitations / Victim Rights / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 21, 2014

Q:     Is there anyway of fighting charges for my boyfriend who was 19 at the time getting me pregnant when I was 3 months from being 16?  We have been in a ongoing relationship with my mothers consent since I was 13 years old (he was 17) I’m now 16 and he just turned…

EPIC Law Enforcement FAIL! ~ Cops Arrest Bicyclist in Taco Bell Drive-Thru instead of Taco Bell for Misuse of 911 ~ Michael A. Haber, esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 20, 2014

EPIC Law Enforcement FAIL! Cops Arrest Bicyclist in Taco Bell Drive-Thru… Meet 33 y/o Gabriel Harries from New Smyrna Beach, FL.  That’s him below: Cops arrested Gabe at about 3:00 am on Sunday, November 16th, 2014, after Taco Bell employees called 911 on him.  The cops were not summoned because Gabe was dangerous or threatening…

F’head Father has 11 y/o Daughter Swallow 1.2 lbs of Cocaine to Mule Dope Overseas – Emergency Surgery Saves Her Life / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 19, 2014

F’head Father has 11 y/o Daughter Swallow 1.2 lbs of Cocaine to Mule Dope Overseas. An 11 y/o girl was admitted into a hospital and underwent emergency surgery after a “cocaine capsule (shown below) exploded in her stomach. Doctors in Santaigo de Cali, Columbia discovered  104 cocaine capsules weighing in at more than 1.2 lbs in…

Cop Invokes Privilege on Witness Stand in Baltimore Robbery Case, Refuses to Answer Defense Lawyer’s Questions re: Technology / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 19, 2014

Cops Use Technology to Make Arrests and then Refuse to Testify about the Technology that they Used Prompting Prosecutors to Withdraw Evidence: Lucy, You’ve got some ‘splaining to do… So there is a little known (at least little known to me, and apparently to Baltimore Circuit Court Judge Barry G. Williams, but we’ll get there,…

To Take Target Practice in Your Home or Not to Take Target Practice in Your Home… That is the Question. / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 18, 2014

To Take Target Practice in Your Home or Not to Take Target Practice in Your Home… That is the Question. Can you use your own home as a makeshift gun range?  In Florida I’m not so sure but apparently the answer in Colorado Springs, CO is a resounding “No”. Last Saturday night (11/15/14) Colorado Springs…

Get Ready for a Killer Wedding! 80 y/o Charles Manson is Marrying 26 y/o Afton Elaine Burton. / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 18, 2014

Get Ready for a Killer Wedding!  Charles Manson is Getting Married! A Docudrama by Tim Burton, NOT! The incomparable Charles Manson.  Here he is in all his glory.  Ah, but that is the old Charles…. The new Charlie is getting married!  And not just to anyone, but to a woman who is a full 54…

Even Professionals Make Mistakes: In this case a Davie, FL Cop Accidentally Shot Himself in the Foot after Dinner / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 17, 2014

Even Professionals Make Mistakes:  In this case a Davie, FL Cop Accidentally Shot Himself in the Foot after Dinner Davie, FL Police Officer Maiker Sanchez had a nice dinner with family and friends, right up to the point where he accidentally shot himself in the foot. No that’s neither Maiker nor what happened, but what…

The DEA, NFL and the Players’ Association… They All Suck (though somehow American football remains the best sport ever) / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 17, 2014

The DEA, NFL and the Players’ Association… They All Suck (though somehow American football remains the best sport ever) So 3 “visiting” NFL teams have had surprise “inspections” by the DEA in as many weeks.  Why? According to the DEA, it is in direct resposne to the NFL players’ lawsuits and complaints about mishandling of…

Man Orders Pizza as a Rouse to Rob the Delivery Man with a BB Gun – Another Dumb Florida Criminal now facing Life in Prison / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 16, 2014

Man Orders Pizza as a Rouse to Rob the Delivery Man with a BB Gun – Another Dumb Florida Criminal now facing Life in Prison. Meet 26 y/o Joseph Wantz of West Boca Raton, Florida. Yup, that’s him below: Joe is in custody in custody in Palm Beach County on non-bondable offenses. charged with armed…

When Lawyers Go (way, way) Wrong… Denial of Bond and Why Everyone Needs Independent Legal Representation / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI

November 15, 2014

When Lawyers Go (way, way) Wrong… Denial of Bond and Why Everyone Needs Independent Legal Representation Meet Andrew and Alicia Schmuhl of Fairfax, VA.  That is their mug shots below: They are both being held in custody on the most serious of charges, without bond.  Admittedly I know know nothing about VA law or procedure…

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