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The “Marchman Act” – Involuntary Civil Commitment in Florida for Substance Abuse Issues – A Quick Tutorial / Michael A, Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
INVOLUNTARY CIVIL COMMITMENT FOR ADDICTION ISSUES IN FLORIDA – THE “HAL S. MARCHMAN ALCOHOL AND OTHER DRUG SERVICES ACT” This morning I answered a question on AVVO from the father of an adult offspring who was reportedly out of control, dangerous to himself and others and enabled by way of having access to lots of…
Man in Middle of Divorce Declares War by Sinking Wife’s Corvette in River – And man ‘o man is he ever is in for a world of hurt. / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Man in Middle of Divorce Declares War by Sinking Soon-to-be-ex-Wife’s Corvette in PA River – And man ‘o man is he ever is in for a world of hurt… An unnamed Philadelphia man (probably for his own protection) who is mid-stream in a “nasty divorce” went to his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s home, took possession of their jointly…
Douche of the Day / 18 y/o Man Robs 12 & 13 y/o Girl Scouts then Loses Tug of War with a Girl Scout & Gets Arrested / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
And the Douche of the Day Award Goes to……. 18 y/o Gabriel Taylor Smith and his unnamed 17 y/o Juvenile accomplice, both of Severn, MD (yes, that’s Gabriel, who is most definitely not an Angel, below)… Gabriel, douche that he is, stealthily snuck up the sidewalk positioning his douchebag self behind a pair of 12…
Psycho Neighbor Repeatedly Stabs 2 Women over Dog Poop, now Faces Attempted Murder and Mayhem Charges / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Psycho Neighbor Repeatedly Stabs 2 Women Over Dog Poop… Meet 33 y/o Michael Valentin. Yes, that’s his mug shot below… Michael is such a horrific neighbor that he makes bad neighbors look good. Apparently Michael had enough of his neighbor’s, a 46 y.o woman and her 23 y/o daughter, and their pit bull pooping on…
DUI / Driving Under the Influnce / Breathalyzer / Driver License / Suspension / DMV / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: My son refused a breathalyzer. How long before he can be licensed again? My son hit a telephone pole. No other cars were involved. After an hour or so he was asked to submit to a breathalyzer. He refused. He was not arrested nor ticketed for anything. no DUI no careless driving nothing.…
Speedy Trial / VOP / Violation of Probation / PD / Public Defender / Private Lawyer / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Right to a speedy trial? What can I do if my son is sitting in jail on a VOp for 19 Months without a trial? My son violated his probation. It Was reinstated and revoked after 1 year after a new prosecutor on the case decides he should not be out on bond. He…
Police Prostitution Sting Nets “$3.00 & a 3-Piece Chicken” John / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED
Police Sting Ops…. You Never Know what they will Net. Meet Stephen Torres, yes, that’s him below: As if its not embarrassing enough to be popped in a police prostitution sting ‘ole Stephen managed to make it an even more embarrassing experience. “How?”, you ask. An excellent question. Stephen offered an undercover Sanford, FL police…
Inattentive Drug Smuggler Gets Herself Caught at Border Crossing After Having Been Cleared to Drive Through / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Definitely nor “THE Messiah”, but quite possibly the dumbest drug smuggler ever. Meet 33 y/o Sylvia Mashiah. Yes, that’s her smiling face below: On Monday, November 3rd, 2014 at approximately 7:45 pm Sylvia drove her 2006 Ford Focus through the “Otay Mesa Port of Entry”, a border crossing between Tijuana and San Diego. Sylvia made…
Spry 81 y/o Haza Steals Thousands of Sunburst Tangerines & is Caught by Random Police Fly-by / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Sunburst Tangerines are Irresistably Delicious, but they’re not worth going to jail. Meet 81 y/o Herman Southall. Yes, that’s him below: Apparently ‘ole Herman is a spry 81. He’s spry because he managed to pick literally thousands upon thousands of sunburst tangerines from a central Florida grove, load them into 11 trucks and then sell…
“Super Creep” Abducts 5 y/o Girl, Returns to Father before Fleeing, then meets K-9… / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
“Super Creep” steals 5 y/o girl from Utah residence but hands her back to extremely lucky father who happened to wake and catch him before he fled the area. Meet 47 y/o “super creep” Troy Morley. Yes that is him below: Apart from a pair of DUIs Troy has no documented criminal history, especially insofar…
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