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Drunk & Naked Man Rides the NY Subway /Lewd Conduct / Exposure of Sexual Organs / Disorderly Intoxication / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
On the plus side of NOT having decent public transportation in Miami….. Check out this guy: He was photographed on a Thursday evening at about 8:30 pm on a NY subway train where he reportedly rode, sipping a bottle of Jack Daniels, seemingly oblivious to both the facts that a) he was butt naked (save…
When Pulled Over in FL Provide Driver License, Proof of Insurance and Vehicle Registration, and NOTHING ELSE! / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: IN FL WHEN BEING STOPPED BY A COP IS IT ILLEGAL TO NOT SHOW YOUR LICENSE OR REGISTRATION, RATHER GIVE YOUR NAME /ADDRESS ORALLY? IN FL WHEN BEING STOPPED BY A COP IS IT ILLEGAL TO NOT SHOW YOUR LICENSE OR REGISTRATION, RATHER GIVE YOUR NAME /ADDRESS ORALLY? Giving that showing your license…
Open Container Violation / Out-Of-State Resident Arrested / Proceeding in Absentia / Permission to Leave State During Pendency of Case / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq/ **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Got a ticket in Tpa, Ybor City for open container. Live in California. What can I expect? Can I pay ticket & get this erased? I thought this was ok when I used to go there. I moved 3 moths ago for work to California. Officer said the law changed 3 months ago.…
Criminal Charges / Cops / State Attorneys / Variance in Charges / Theft v. Robbery / Victims / Testimonial Evidence / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: How can the state add a charge that wasn’t in the police report? It was a petty theft. They added Robbery With a Weapon after his first appearance. He had a pocket knife on him (that never left his pocket) and also had aggravated assault even though he never touched the guy that…
Careless Driving / Trial / Evidence / Cross-Examination / Traffic Court / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: Am I allowed to file a motion to dismiss a traffic citation for careless driving in Volusia County, Florida? I was cited for careless driving because my tires lost traction while waiting to advance at a stop sign. The officer also wrote “careless driving, spinning tires” on the citation. A light drizzle of…
Theft / Burglary / Juveniles / Resisting Arrest / Arguing with Cops / PTI / Diversion / Sentencing / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: What is the process for a first offense burglary? My 19yr son is being charged with burglary for taking a bike. He and friends went into someone’s backyard and they were home and saw the kids and called police. He then got into an argument with the police about them being there and…
Colorado State University Freshman Makes “Bluto” Look Like a Pansy / Mollies & Cocaine Do Not Mix / Stick to Pot / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Epic College FAIL! Colorado College Student Passes on Pot and Opts for Mollies and Cocaine…. Talk About a “Bad Trip” Meet 18-year-old Stefan Sortland, a (likely former) Colorado State University student who was so banged up on Mollies and Cocaine after a Halloween party that he decided to hop into a running ambulance and head out on the…
PURE EVIL / Man Ties Bowling Ball Bag with Bowling Ball & Large Rock Around Border Collie’s Neck & Throws Her in River to Drown / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Sick F’ing {alleged} Human who Brutally Murdered Border Collie & Fled is Caught! Take a look at the face of evil: That is 47 y/o William Meek who, if anyone ever did, deserves a little Machiavelli-styled poetic eye-for-an-eye justice (Chuck Norris can impose sentence as well…). It is alleged that William had taken possession of…
Dressed for Arrest / Meth Arrest in “I Love Crystal Meth” T-Shirt / Epic FAIL! / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Another Genius who was Appropriately, er, make that Inappropriately “Dressed for Arrest”… Meet 37 y/o Deborah Delane Asher, Kentucky native. That’s a close-up of her below: Debbie was arrested on Tuesday, November 4th, 2014 by the Laurel County Sheriff’s Department on various drug charges involving methamphetamine. The kicker? Her shirt…. Yup. I sh*t you not.…
Drunk Fool Keeps 911 Dispatcher on Phone for 6 Minutes to Ask Her Out on a Date / Misuse of 911 / FS 365.172(14) / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Reason # 147 why Marijuana is less dangerous than Booze: Take a look at Stephen Ramsey, yes that’s him below…. Apparently Stephen, lonely and drunk, thought it an appropriate emergency to seek companionship / a date by dialing 911 and asking his operator out. Stephen, danged up and booze-fueled, called 911 not once, not twice…
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