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“You can’t arrest me. I’m the Cake Boss!” – Um, yeah, right. See you at Central Booking Cup Cake! / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
“You can’t arrest me. I’m the Cake Boss!” – Um, yeah, right. See you at Central Booking Cup Cake! Buddy Valastro, a/k/a TLC’s “Cake Boss”, was arrested for DUI in NYC yesterday. That’s him below (although I don’t suspect that he looked quite so, “glam” and on top of the world in his booking photo,…
You sunk my Battleship? I’ll F’ing Kill You!!!! – Unless GPS technology saves your life… Drat, Drats, and Double Drat! / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
You sunk my Battleship? I’ll F’ing Kill You!!!! – Unless GPS technology saves your life…. Drat, Drats, and Double Drat! John Richard Valenzuela, a 68 y/o Utah resident, is in custody charged with “unlawful detention involving domestic violence” (in FL we call this “false imprisonment”), aggravated assault involving domestic violence, criminal mischief involving domestic violence,…
Couple Carjack & Kill Reverend & are Caught Joyriding in his Stolen Car after posting Selfies on Facebook / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
When it comes time for sentencing Judges consider the totality of the circumstances, including your post-crime behavior Meet 24 y/o Lashonda Williams and 23 y/o Roger Reed. Yes, that’s the happy couple below: There they are again, all kissy and loving… a model of happiness. Taking a car ride, enjoying the day, having a cigar….…
Pregnant Beggar with “Please Help” sign gets to and from Panhandling Spots in Mercedes and May Live in $2,500.00/mo Apartment / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
To give is better than to receive; Unless you are being swindled into giving under false pretenses…. Melissa Smith, a San Diego, CA resident is a giving person, so when she observed a seemingly pregnant woman with a young boy at her side she gave them money. In fact she gave them money, consistently over…
Marriage / Bigamy / Fraud / Man Leaves 1st Wife for 2nd, then 2nd for 3rd then Lies about Marital Status / Karma / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
2 things about Karma: 1) She’s a b*tch and 2) She’s usually a b*tch only because of your own selfish, stupid, actions. Meet 48 y/o Karen Marx. Yes, that’s her below: Karen is, by all accounts, a loving mom, a caring daughter and an overly dedicated wife. If she has a failing then it’s her…
Subpoenaed for Deposition by Co-Defendant’s Lawyer / Nolle Pros / Statute of Limitations / Recharging / Refiling / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: My Co-defendant’s case is still pending but mine has been Nolle Prossed. I was subpoena to deposition for his, do i have to talk In florida. I plead not guilty and did not agree to plea deal. A: PRO Criminal Defense Attorney – Miami, FL Contributor Level 20 EmailVisit website Helpful vote Answered about…
Can I buy a Shotgun with a Felony Withhold and a Sealed Record / Background Check / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q; Can I buy a gun if my felony record is sealed. In 2010 I plead no-contest to grand theft, I was convicted of the crime, adjudication withheld and now I am in the final part of getting my record sealed. If my record is sealed can i buy a shotgun legally? Thank you…
This may not have much to do with “Petit Theft” but it’ll tell you about Stealing a Controlled Substance in FL / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: I’m being charged with 812.014(13A)–what is this ? I know its petit theft but –(13A)? I “stole” a 16oz. can of beer….the store owner filed charges and they have me on tape A: PRO Criminal Defense Attorney – Miami, FL Contributor Level 20 EmailVisit website Helpful vote Answered 10 months ago. There is…
DUI / Driving Under the Influence / Accident / Hospital / Blood Draw / Medical Blood / Speedy Trial / AVVO / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Q: If I am going to serve 5 days in Jail for my DUI soon will I have to serve probation too? Got in a car accident 5 months ago where I woke up in the hospital. No dui was mentioned just received a ticket for careless driving. It was only my car involved…
Why I Hate Lawyers: Lawyer Files Motion to Dismiss Animal Abuse Case because Cat Can’t Prove Injuries / Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED / **305DUI
Pathetic Attempt by Lawyer for P.O.S. Animal Abuser / Cat Kicker Seeks Dismissal Because “Cat Can’t Prove Injuries” Not withstanding my being one, or maybe it is because I am one, but either way sometimes lawyers really piss me off. Take for instance alleged attorney Risa Procton, who filed a Motion to Dismiss a…
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