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Fellatio FAIL! ~ Likely Intoxicated FL Man Driving a F-250 Hits, Runs & Kills a Bicyclist due to Distraction from Receiving Oral Sex while Driving ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 8, 2015

Fellatio FAIL!  Likely Intoxicated FL Man is Arrested for Leaving the Scene of an Accident Involving Death after Hitting and Killing a Bicyclist, Admits that he was “Distracted” and the “Distraction” was due to his receiving a Blow-Job while Driving Meet 54 year old Randy Joe Allen, a Polk County, Florida resident.  That’s his mug…

What happens with Conflicting Statements from Multiple Defendants in the same Juvenile Case? ~ Chosen as “Best Answer” by Asker on AVVO ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 8, 2015

Q:     Three juveniles were arrested for burglary. Can a guilty plea by one affect the outcomes of the other boys’ hearings?  In this case there are conflicting witness statements. One placed the boys inside a building, the other said they were outside even though the witnesses were together.  One boy’s lawyer is planning to ask…

Burglary FAIL! Burglar tries to Enter CA Home through the Chimney, gets Stuck and Dies inside after the Unsuspecting Homeowner Lights a Fire ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 8, 2015

Burglary FAIL!  Burglar tries to Enter CA Home through the Chimney, gets Stuck and Dies inside after the Unsuspecting Homeowner Lights a Fire I cannot find a picture, or even the name of the deceased would be burglar, but this is one of the all time great burglary FAILS! On Saturday, November 28th, 2015, Fresno County,…

Farmer who is Fed up with Folks Parking on his Land uses Tractor to Plough Deep Trenches Blocking in Cars; Cops call it a Civil Matter ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 7, 2015

Don’t Get Mad, Get Even!  A Farmer who is Fed up with Folks Continuously Parking on his Land uses his Tractor to Plough Deep Trenches around the Vehicles Blocking them in and when Outraged Drivers call the Cops it’s deemed a Civil Matter And from the foreign news circuit a farmer named Davao Bedekovic of Jakusevec,…

DashCam Video Captures the Moment that a Deer is Struck by a KY Police Officer’s Squad Car, is sent Spinning in the Air, Lands and Scurries Off into the Woods ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 7, 2015

KY Police Officer’s DashCam Video Captures the Moment that a Deer is Struck by the Officer’s Squad Car, is sent Spinning in the Air, Lands and Scurries Off into the Woods Dashcam footage captured a Kentucky police officer’s patrol car striking a deer.  The deer, who may be part cat, was sent spinning in the…

Star Wars / Force FAIL! Jacksonville, FL Store Clerk Thwarts an Armed Robbery by Challenging Robber who is Dressed as Darth Vader with a Bottle of Salad Dressing ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 7, 2015

Star Wars / Force FAIL!   A Jacksonville, Florida Store Clerk Thwarts an Armed Robbery by Challenging the Robber who is Dressed as Darth Vader with a Bottle of Salad Dressing Meet 32 year old Jacob Jeremy Mercer of Tonawanda, New York.  That’s his mug shot below… Jacob, dressed head to toe as Darth Vader (complete with…

Strip Club FAIL! Drunk Customer is allegedly Punched in the Face 4 times by a Stripper after telling her that She need to Lose Weight ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 4, 2015

Strip Club FAIL!  Customer (who self-reports being an “11” on a “Drunk Scale of 1 – 10”) is allegedly Punched in the Face 4 times by a Stripper after telling her that she needs to Lose Weight Meet 23 y/o Kyle Yeomans of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.  That’s him below… This guy must be desperate for his…

State Trooper FAIL! New Jersey State Trooper Sgt. Crashes Squad Car while On-Duty, has BAC of .16 and Attempts to Bribe Victim for $1,000 ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 4, 2015

State Trooper FAIL!  New Jersey State Trooper Sergeant Crashes his Squad Car while On-Duty, has BAC of .16, Attempts to Bribe Victim for $1,000 and is caught on Dash Cam with Vomit on his Shirt telling cops that “I am not Drunk” New Jersey State Trooper Sergeant First Class Michael Roadside has been a BAD…

As He is Sentenced to 30 Years a Lawyer / Husband Apologizes to his Wife for trying to Kill her 3 times (by Poisoning her Toothpaste, Hiring a Hitman and Paying a Prison Inmate) ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 4, 2015

Spousal FAIL!  As He is Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison for Attempted Murder of his Wife, a Lawyer / Husband Apologizes to his Wife for trying to Kill her 3 times (by Poisoning her Toothpaste, Hiring a Hitman and Paying a Prison Inmate) As a lawyer I do not mind being called “tenacious”; in…

New York State Launches an Anti-Terror App so Folks can Anonymously Report Suspicious Looking People without Fear of being Called a Racist ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1

December 3, 2015

New York State Launches an Anti-Terror App (it is also available in Colorado, Louisiana and Ohio) so that Folks can Anonymously Report Suspicious Looking People without Fear of being Called a Racist “See Something, Send Something” is an app which is now available to download, for free, on both iPhones and Android. “See Something, Send Something”…

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