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Belligerent and intoxicated airline passenger (porn star Tory Lane) is physically restrained during flight ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

February 22, 2015

Belligerent and intoxicated airline passenger (porn star Tory Lane) is physically restrained during flight  Meet 32 y/o Lisa Piasecki, 32, a/k/a “Tory Lane”, that’s her below…. Tory is self-described on her website as being “the dirtiest girl in porn”, but this past Wednesday (February 18th, 2015) she appeared more like “the Queen of Bondage”, having been…

Woman Sues Herself for Damages from Her Killing Her Husband in a Negligent Car Crash ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. **ARRESTED

February 20, 2015

The Ultimate Frivolous Lawsuit ~ Woman Sues Herself for Damages from Her Killing Her Husband in a Negligent Car Crash… Confused? Me Too! Meet Barbara Bagley.  That’s her below… On December 27th, 2012 Barbara hit a big sagebrush, lost control of and crashed her Range Rover in the desert on Interstate 80 near Battle Mountain, about…

Female Belarus Traffic Cops Make for an Arresting Sight in 2015 “Sexy Traffic Calender” ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED or **305DUI

February 20, 2015

Move over Firemen… Say hello to the 2015 Belarus’ Sexy Traffic Cop Calender Posing provocatively. some months with their guns and truncheons and others out-of-uniform, these four (4) real life Belarus police women / traffic cops split the 2015 calendar into quarters, making for an (insert apropos pun here), “arresting” sight.  All four (4) of…

Snowless Netherlands Rooftops lead Dutch Police to Illegal Grow House ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

February 20, 2015

Snowless Netherlands Rooftops lead Dutch Police to Illegal Haarlem Grow House Cops have, and put to use, an ever-expanding arsenal of tools in their crime stopping efforts.  In this case, and per various articles, on or about February 5th, 2015 Netherlands’ police arrested a Haarlem (yes, that is the name of a town not to far from…

Former Maxim Cover Girl now has a Mug Shot to add to her Portfolio after her FL DUI Arrest ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **305DUI or **ARRESTED

February 20, 2015

Former Maxim Cover Girl now has a Mug Shot to add to her Portfolio after her FL DUI Arrest Meet two-time Maxim cover girl Ralitsa “Rail” Ivanoca, a 29 y/o Bulgarian model…. “Rail” was named as Bulgaria’s representative in Esquire Magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive Atlas”, and her entry states that she is “rumored to be…

Domestic Violence is both a Two Way Street & Poisonous in Either Direction ~ Take a Deep Breath & Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

February 19, 2015

Anti-Domestic Violence Activist and Female Professor who Teaches Cops “How to Handle Stress” is Charged with Valentine’s day Assault on her Boyfriend Meet 54 y/o Professor Joann Baney.  Yup, that’s her below… Professor Baney, who teaches at Columbia University, who is the faculty director of the FDNY Officer’s Management Institute, who sits on the faculty…

Couple Gets Smashed at FL Casino, Crashes in Dumpster & Barely Avoids Being Compacted ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

February 13, 2015

Couple Gets Smashed at FL Casino, Crashes in Dumpster & Barely Avoids Being Compacted Meet 37 y/o Donald L. Jordan and 49 y/o Lisa Spirella.  Yes, that’s them below…. There is some question as to whether or not Don & Lisa are homeless.  Donald’s father reportedly told ABC News that they are but other stories that…

Man Steals Kitten from Minneapolis PetSmart & Cops Refuse to Investigate ~ Kitten Returned with Apology Note ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

February 11, 2015

Man Steals Kitten from Minneapolis PetSmart & Later Returns it with Apology Note but Cops Refuse to Investigate Just like my own PetSmart here in North Dade (which partners with “Adopt-a-Stray” – yes, this is a shameless plug for my friend Leslie Wynne and her organization, who and which selflessly strives to help furry friends…

Ohio Man Tased & Arrested after his Pet Pig Ate his Marijuana & Cops Responded to his Suicide Call.~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

February 10, 2015

Does anyone want a pot eating pig?  An Ohio man is tased and arrested when cops respond to his own suicide report after his pet pig had eaten his marijuana. Meet 44 y/o Ohio resident Chad Spohn.  Yes, that’s his booking photo below…. Chad was arrested on February 1st, 2015 in Washington County, Ohio for…

More proof that law enforcement trolls the internet ~ US-DOD-DARPA builds “Memex” to search the “dark net” ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ **ARRESTED

February 10, 2015

More proof that law enforcement trolls the internet:   US-DOD-DARPA builds “Memex”, a search engine designed to catch cyber-criminals who lurk in the “Dark Net” Cops (municipal, state, federal, Interpol) troll the internet looking for folks who go to, look in, download from or upload to targeted (and usually, but not always “deviant”) sites.  They also…

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