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Dec 8, 2015
Burglary FAIL! Burglar tries to Enter CA Home through the Chimney, gets Stuck and Dies inside after the Unsuspecting Homeowner Lights a Fire I…
Dec 7, 2015
Don’t Get Mad, Get Even! A Farmer who is Fed up with Folks Continuously Parking on his Land uses his Tractor to Plough Deep…
Dec 7, 2015
KY Police Officer’s DashCam Video Captures the Moment that a Deer is Struck by the Officer’s Squad Car, is sent Spinning in the Air,…
Dec 7, 2015
Star Wars / Force FAIL! A Jacksonville, Florida Store Clerk Thwarts an Armed Robbery by Challenging the Robber who is Dressed as Darth…
Dec 4, 2015
Strip Club FAIL! Customer (who self-reports being an “11” on a “Drunk Scale of 1 – 10”) is allegedly Punched in the Face 4…
Dec 4, 2015
State Trooper FAIL! New Jersey State Trooper Sergeant Crashes his Squad Car while On-Duty, has BAC of .16, Attempts to Bribe Victim for $1,000…
Dec 4, 2015
Spousal FAIL! As He is Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison for Attempted Murder of his Wife, a Lawyer / Husband Apologizes to his…
Dec 3, 2015
New York State Launches an Anti-Terror App (it is also available in Colorado, Louisiana and Ohio) so that Folks can Anonymously Report Suspicious Looking…
Dec 3, 2015
Holy Sacrament FAIL! A Philadelphia Catholic School Teacher / Nun is Arrested in New Jersey at 3:00 am for having a DUI Accident with…
Dec 3, 2015
The “Plus” side of Social Media: Thanks to Facebook a Search Spanning 3 States Ends with Animal Cruelty Arrest for Dog Owner who Posted…
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