Month: December 2015

Burglary FAIL!  Burglar tries to Enter CA Home through the Chimney, gets Stuck and Dies inside after the Unsuspecting Homeowner Lights a Fire I cannot find a picture, or even the name of the deceased would be burglar, but this is one of the all time great burglary FAILS! On Saturday, November 28th, 2015, Fresno County,…

Don’t Get Mad, Get Even!  A Farmer who is Fed up with Folks Continuously Parking on his Land uses his Tractor to Plough Deep Trenches around the Vehicles Blocking them in and when Outraged Drivers call the Cops it’s deemed a Civil Matter And from the foreign news circuit a farmer named Davao Bedekovic of Jakusevec,…

KY Police Officer’s DashCam Video Captures the Moment that a Deer is Struck by the Officer’s Squad Car, is sent Spinning in the Air, Lands and Scurries Off into the Woods Dashcam footage captured a Kentucky police officer’s patrol car striking a deer.  The deer, who may be part cat, was sent spinning in the…

Star Wars / Force FAIL!   A Jacksonville, Florida Store Clerk Thwarts an Armed Robbery by Challenging the Robber who is Dressed as Darth Vader with a Bottle of Salad Dressing Meet 32 year old Jacob Jeremy Mercer of Tonawanda, New York.  That’s his mug shot below… Jacob, dressed head to toe as Darth Vader (complete with…

Strip Club FAIL!  Customer (who self-reports being an “11” on a “Drunk Scale of 1 – 10”) is allegedly Punched in the Face 4 times by a Stripper after telling her that she needs to Lose Weight Meet 23 y/o Kyle Yeomans of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.  That’s him below… This guy must be desperate for his…

State Trooper FAIL!  New Jersey State Trooper Sergeant Crashes his Squad Car while On-Duty, has BAC of .16, Attempts to Bribe Victim for $1,000 and is caught on Dash Cam with Vomit on his Shirt telling cops that “I am not Drunk” New Jersey State Trooper Sergeant First Class Michael Roadside has been a BAD…

Spousal FAIL!  As He is Sentenced to 30 Years in Prison for Attempted Murder of his Wife, a Lawyer / Husband Apologizes to his Wife for trying to Kill her 3 times (by Poisoning her Toothpaste, Hiring a Hitman and Paying a Prison Inmate) As a lawyer I do not mind being called “tenacious”; in…

New York State Launches an Anti-Terror App (it is also available in Colorado, Louisiana and Ohio) so that Folks can Anonymously Report Suspicious Looking People without Fear of being Called a Racist “See Something, Send Something” is an app which is now available to download, for free, on both iPhones and Android. “See Something, Send Something”…

Holy Sacrament FAIL!  A Philadelphia Catholic School Teacher / Nun is Arrested in New Jersey at 3:00 am for having a DUI Accident with a BAC Double the Legal Limit and takes FST’s while Wearing her Full Habit Meet Sister Kimberly Miller.  That’s her below, doing what she does best… teaching at the Little Flower Catholic High…

The “Plus” side of Social Media:  Thanks to Facebook a Search Spanning 3 States Ends with Animal Cruelty Arrest for Dog Owner who Posted Photos of her Pet’s Mouth Duct-Taped Shut because it wouldn’t “Shut up” Like anything else, social media has its pluses and minuses, but one thing that can’t be denied is that…