Month: November 2015

DoucheBaggerous Napa Valley Teenager is Caught Driving Recklessly, Threatens Concerned Citizen with Lie about being Molested and is Busted by Video of Entire Incident Chris Lundstrom is an angry resident of Napa Valley, California.  He’s angry because his neighborhood has been terrorized by a douche baggerous teenager who has been recklessly driving though the neighborhood for nearly…

Q:     I am on house arrest / community control and do not have a felony, do I need to register at the jail?  I am rather confused. I am on house arrest / community control. But if I complete all my terms I will not have any felony’s on my record. The judge withheld…

Bad Cop / Worse Criminals:  Quartet are Arrested for using CraigsList to Lure now Disgraced Sheriff’s Deputy to a Motel with a Deal Promising Sex but Beat and Rob him instead Meet part-time Lorain County, Ohio Sheriff’s Deputy Christopher Cassell.  That’s him below…  Cassell, who worked transporting prisoners to and from court, had met a woman who was allegedly…

Uber FAIL!   Pinellas County, Florida Uber Driver and his Passenger are Arrested for Prostitution and on Lewd & Lascivious Charges when they Swapped a Ride for Oral Sex Inside of the Uber Vehicle Meet 42 y/o Jason Lynch and 41 y/o Elizabeth Santos.  Those are their booking photos below… Jason is an Uber driver……

Q:     I am facing my first marijuana possession charge less than 20 grams and paraphernalia. what are my likely penalties?  I am a disabled vet who was medically retired from the marine corps in 2012 after 8 years. I was only in possession of 2 grams tops plus 2 pipes and a grinder. I was…

BOLO for an Animal Abusing AssClown:  Battle Creek, MI Perp is on the Loose for shooting a Black Male Cat in the Neck with a 15″ Crossbow Arrow After almost a quarter of a century serving the community as a criminal defense litigator I do not take too much criminality personally.  I usually step aside…

Loophole FAIL!  Biological Father of Adoptive Parent’s Daughter is Released from Custody and has Child Sex Abuse Charges Dropped on Speedy Trial Grounds despite Confessing to having Sodomized his then 5 Month Old Daughter in 2009 Loopholes: You love them when they work for you but you hate them when they work against you. Aaron…

Q:     I am on felony probation with early termination after 1 year, I filed my early term papers. Do i have to request a hearing to?  I am on felony probation with early term after 1 year and all condition met. I paid my restitution in full with in the first month. I was…

Epic Parenting FAIL!  10 Month Old Baby Boy is Airlifted to the Hospital with a .19 BAC after his Mother put Bourbon in his Milk Bottle to “Stop his Teething Cries” Meet 28 y/o Lori Sheppard, and Arkansas mother of a ten (10) month old baby boy. That’s her mug shot below, and she’s wearing an…

Social Media / Facebook FAIL!  Man Escapes Idaho Jail and is Arrested in Mexico after Posting Selfies on Facebook from Cancun Meet 38 year old Nicholas Grove of Idaho.  That’s his mug shot below…. Nick had been booked into the Payette County Jail about fifteen (15) months ago on charges including unlawful possession of a firearm by a…