Month: April 2017
Man Arrested for Public Intox gets Firearm Charge after a Stolen Gun “falls” from his Ass during Search Incident to Jail Booking ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him! / Booking FAIL! A ‘Bama Man Arrested for Public Intoxication picks up a Firearm Charge after a Stolen Gun “falls” from his Ass during Jail Booking Search Meet 23 y/o Jesse O’Neal Roberts of Elkmont, Alabama. That’s him below… And here is Jessie’s mugshot… And here is the gun (well not…
Epic Parenting FAIL! TN Couple are Arrested in Police Sting Op after they Try Sell their 5-month-old baby on Craig’s List for $3k ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Epic Parenting FAIL! TN Couple are Arrested in a Police Sting Op after they List and Try Sell their 5-month-old baby on Craig’s List for a whomping $3,000.00 Meet 37 y/o Deanna Lynn Greer and 26 y/o John David Cain, a couple (of _________s – fill-in-the-blank) from Greene County, Tennessee. That’s their mug shots below……
Hilarious Dash-Cam Video of a TX Lawman Corralling an Escaped Cow only for the Cow to Charge the Cop and Escape once again ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Holy Cow: Police Dash-Cam Video Captures a Texas Lawman as he Corrals an Escaped Cow into an Enclosure, and as he shuts the Gate the Cow Charges the Lawman and makes yet another Escape Meet Temple, TX Police Department Community Education Officer Gabriel Estrella. That’s Officer Friendly below… On Thursday, March 23, 2017 Officer Estrella…
Electronic Evidence from FitBit & Facebook Shatter Husband’s Timeline and Corroborate his Motive for Murdering his Wife ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Electronic Evidence Seals the Deal for a Murder Charge: A Husband is Arrested almost 18 Months after claiming that his Wife had been Shot Dead in their Home by an Armed Intruder, but Data from her FitBit and Facebook Accounts Confirmed her Movements, Showed that the Husband had Lied about his Wife’s Final Hour alive…
MN Police published a #Happy4/20 Tweet Advising Recreational Marijuana Users of “Undercover Operations” with “Discreet Traps” to Catch Stoners ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Police Sense of Humor: The Wyoming, Minnesota Police Department published a #Happy4/20 Tweet Advising Recreational Marijuana Users of “Undercover Operations” with “Discreet Traps” to Catch Stoners Wyoming (not the 44th State admitted to the Union… the other Wyoming) is a small town in Chisago County, Minnesota, with a population of 7,791 (as of the 2010…
Utah Lowers the BAC Limit to .05 and (effective December 30, 2018) now boasts the Lowest Threshold for DUI in the Nation ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
One Drink Wonder: Utah just Lowered it’s Legal Limit for Blood / Breath Alcohol Content to .05 and (effective December 30, 2018) now boasts the Lowest Threshold for DUI in the Nation Meet Utah Governor Gary Herbert. That’s him below… On Thursday, March 23, 2017, Gov. Herbert signed into law Utah House Bill 155, thus enacting (effective…
TX Father gets 30 Years in Prison after being caught in a Police Internet Sting for Pimping-out his 16 y/o Daughter on Backpage.com ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Epic Parenting FAIL! TX Father gets 30 Years in Prison for “Compelling Prostitution” after being caught in a Police Internet Sting for Pimping-out his 16 y/o Daughter on Backpage.com Meet 46 y/o Scott Robinson, a complete and utter POS widower father who forced his 16 y/o motherless daughter into prostitution, pimped her out at truck stops and made her…
Medicaid FAIL! A 19 y/o AL Woman is Arrested for Statutory Rape after she Applies for Medicaid and Lists a 14 y/o Boy as her Child’s Father ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Young, Pregnant & Dumb (plus a Medicaid FAIL): A 19 y/o AL Woman gets herself Arrested for Statutory Rape (and a slew of other serious Felony Charges, including Possession of Child Porn) after she signs up for Medicaid and Lists a 14 y/o Boy as her Child’s Father Meet 19 y/o Mekenzie Leigh Guffey of Hollywood, Alabama.…
Man is Arrested for “Disturbing the Peace through Language” after saying “F*ck” in front of a 75 y/o Complaining Female Senior Citizen ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
1st Amendment FAIL! Per Louisiana Law a LA Man was Arrested for “Disturbing the Peace through Language and Disorderly Conduct” after he Uttered the Word “F*ck” in front of a 75 y/o Complaining Senior Citizen This is the State of Louisiana. And this is the United States of America (of which Louisiana is, allegedly, a…
A Mississippi Couple went for IVF & Routine DNA Testing established that the Husband and Wife are Fraternal Twins… ~ Call Michael A. Haber, Esq. @ 1-888-SHARK-8-1
Incest is Best… Or is it? A Mississippi Couple trying to Conceive went for In Vitro Fertilization and Routine DNA Testing established that the Husband and Wife are Fraternal Twins… Truth can be stranger than fiction, and this case is proof positive / Exhibit “A”: To some it may be no surprise that a…
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